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LARDLAD
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posted March 29, 2001 11:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LARDLAD   Click Here to Email LARDLAD        Reply w/Quote
Hate to say it, Lou...but though I've had my suspicions and realized it must be sexual, I'm NOT familiar with the slang! I guess I know how those who didn't know what a "hummer" is felt about my little in-joke!

But, like I said, I DO have my theory...

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Terence
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posted March 29, 2001 11:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Terence   Click Here to Email Terence        Reply w/Quote
Not quite certain what a Salad Tosser Lad is, but if he's anyything like some of the tossers I've met recently, I'll stay well clear.:-)

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dedman
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posted March 30, 2001 12:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for dedman   Click Here to Email dedman        Reply w/Quote
if someone offers to toss your salad, my advice is to just say no

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LARDLAD
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posted March 30, 2001 12:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for LARDLAD   Click Here to Email LARDLAD        Reply w/Quote
Thanks for the advice, ded...especially since a generous soul has filled me in! Yuck!

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LoserLad
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posted March 30, 2001 01:14 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for LoserLad   Click Here to Email LoserLad        Reply w/Quote
Depends on who that someone is, and under what circumstances the offer is made. Though I've never given nor received the "treatment", I understand it does have it's benefits.

But, perhaps I've said too much...

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Therod
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posted March 30, 2001 09:34 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Therod   Click Here to Email Therod        Reply w/Quote
Salad Tosser, if I understand correctly, worked at a vegeterian restaurant. He was the one that used to toss the salad, (hence his name). If I'm correct, he became a villian after he was fired, when one day, it was found out, that after he tossed the salad for awhile he would add his own brand of dressing, which was unexceptable to the owners. Go figure.

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Cobalt Kid
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posted March 30, 2001 07:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cobalt Kid   Click Here to Email Cobalt Kid        Reply w/Quote
BWAHAHAHAAHAHA!

Salad Tosser was indeed my invention, whom I created about right after Lardy invented Hummer Lass and BJ Boy. At first I thought everyone would get the joke, but as it turned out, barely anyone at the time actually got it. Being way, way, way too perverted to explain, I never actually explained it to everyone. It was always meant to be as sick as everyone now thinks it is .

FYI, Salad-Tossing is sometimes referred to as a "rim-job" I believe, although I've never had the pleasure of giving one or getting one before...but I'm still pretty young .

BTW, I was just on spring break for quite awhile, so that's why I was absent yet again. I'm back though, and want to make sure that everyone knows I wished you all a happy LMB anniversary!

Sweet Ass Sweet!

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"This is a feast?! Bah! There has been no bloodshed, and the women are all clothed!"- Zuri, from the Black Panther

"Stop quoting laws to us. We carry swords."- Plutarch, Life of Pompey, X, 2.

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MLLASH
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posted March 30, 2001 11:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MLLASH   Click Here to Email MLLASH        Reply w/Quote
*titter!!!*

I thought you guys new this all along. LOL, this is soooo funny!

As far as the MERITS of actual "salad-tossing" go...

I highly reccomend it as long as your partner is hygenic (i.e, VERY recently bathed...).

I can just see some jaws dropping after THIS is read... LOL

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Terence
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posted March 31, 2001 09:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Terence   Click Here to Email Terence        Reply w/Quote
Jaw drops
For me, it doesn't matter how hygenic someone is, only the special one in my life gets that kind of deal..
And yeah, it's nice.

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bellbookcandle
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posted March 31, 2001 10:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for bellbookcandle   Click Here to Email bellbookcandle        Reply w/Quote
I feel so innocent! I just thought, after the Entropy Spinach and the other weird villain names, it was as straight-forward as it sounded! A guy who threw lettuce leaves around.

I feel like Julie Andrews...

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JLAguy!
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posted March 31, 2001 05:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for JLAguy!        Reply w/Quote
Hey Im new to this group!


Im SilverSurferrules from Superhero Chat.

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JLA rules!!!!!

By the way never eat at KFC they rob your money!

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Beagle Boy
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posted March 31, 2001 06:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Beagle Boy   Click Here to Email Beagle Boy        Reply w/Quote
Welcome aboard, JLAguy!!
Glad to have you here!!!!!!!!

Kick back and enjoy! If there's anything we can do for ya, just let us know!

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Beagle Boy
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posted March 31, 2001 06:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Beagle Boy   Click Here to Email Beagle Boy        Reply w/Quote
RE: Salad Tosser

Why do I feel like a total newbie?
Sheesh!

I gotta get out more often!

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LoserLad
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posted March 31, 2001 11:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LoserLad   Click Here to Email LoserLad        Reply w/Quote
Welcome JLAguy!!!

Thanks for stopping by!!!

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Cause I'm a Loser and sooner or later you know I'll be dead..."

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LARDLAD
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posted April 01, 2001 01:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for LARDLAD   Click Here to Email LARDLAD        Reply w/Quote
Nice to see ya 'round these here parts, JLAGuy/SSR!

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Kid Psychout
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posted April 01, 2001 04:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kid Psychout   Click Here to Email Kid Psychout        Reply w/Quote
yeah, welcome 'round to these... ...PARTS!... AHAHAheeheeheeee...

...umm ...sorry. You may have joined at the wrong time. Welcome a board... >>snicker<<...

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Kid Psychout
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posted April 01, 2001 04:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kid Psychout   Click Here to Email Kid Psychout        Reply w/Quote
...and Beebs, that's exackerly how i was feeling when i got the ref. I din't realise young Cobalt was such a deev, eh?

And Lardy, i'm purty shocked YOU didn't know it.

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JLAguy!
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posted April 01, 2001 02:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for JLAguy!        Reply w/Quote
Thank you for the warm welcome!

What do you in " these here parts"?

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By the way never eat at KFC they rob your money!

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LoserLad
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posted April 01, 2001 11:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LoserLad   Click Here to Email LoserLad        Reply w/Quote
Well, this is about it. We sit around, discuss the Legion, our lives, whatever comes up. Read this thread. This is the thread on which we all sort of got together. It'll give you a pretty good idea of what we're all about.

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MLLASH
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posted April 02, 2001 02:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for MLLASH   Click Here to Email MLLASH        Reply w/Quote
I'm glad the salad-tossing chitchat didn't scare you off, JLAguy!

Actually, we're all a decent, fun-loving bunch of guys (and a gal or two) who love the LEGION!

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That something small

Like the rock in this pocket

Could cause your fall..."

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LARDLAD
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posted April 02, 2001 02:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for LARDLAD   Click Here to Email LARDLAD        Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kid Psychout:
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And Lardy, i'm purty shocked YOU didn't know it.[/B]

Yeah, KP...I'm not as worldly and sophisticated as you all imagine me to be.

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MLLASH
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posted April 02, 2001 02:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for MLLASH   Click Here to Email MLLASH        Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Beagle Boy:
RE: Salad Tosser

Why do I feel like a total newbie?
Sheesh!

I gotta get out more often!


GOD! You guys have TOTALLY shattered my self-image of being a simple country boy.

I'm a filthy city slicker, ain't I???

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bellbookcandle
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posted April 02, 2001 04:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for bellbookcandle   Click Here to Email bellbookcandle        Reply w/Quote
You degenerate.

I've got to go back to work today.... whine.

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Faraway-Lad
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posted April 02, 2001 04:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Faraway-Lad   Click Here to Email Faraway-Lad        Reply w/Quote
As a mature (well sometimes) bloke living a normal family life in a small provincial city miles away from the bright lights (not true as anyone who has visited Newcastle will tell you)I have to admit ignorance. Probably about most things but in this case re Salad tossing. Anyone care to put an old fogey out of his misery and e mail me with a defintion? My curiosity is aroused

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Therod
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posted April 02, 2001 05:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Therod   Click Here to Email Therod        Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Faraway-Lad:
As a mature (well sometimes) bloke living a normal family life in a small provincial city miles away from the bright lights (not true as anyone who has visited Newcastle will tell you)I have to admit ignorance. Probably about most things but in this case re Salad tossing. Anyone care to put an old fogey out of his misery and e mail me with a defintion? My curiosity is aroused

"My curiosity is aroused". If that's what you want to call it, most of us will understand.

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