posted March 27, 2000 09:44 AM               

May I join?

Paul

posted March 27, 2000 10:49 AM               

Newcru Does Tharok...sounds like 30th century porn. We may have to call you Polish Lad. Maybe Garth Ennis could write a book about you as The Polisher. It would be dark and gritty, with a pleasant lemon fragrance.

posted March 27, 2000 01:08 PM               

Honey, I'm hoommmmeeeee!

Allow me to introduce my friends, the Babes in Loincloth League, from the planet Kancun, where I spent most of my mission. They think that I am some sort of god/diety to them... oh well.

Hey, look at the refreshments, L.L., share some of that Alfredo sauce, huh? And what the hell is Lumber Fox eating?

Gone for 10 days, and then BAM!, I come back and this thread has 7 more pages, my god!

Alas, the mission went well my friends, and I located Engine Joe Boy. He is currently on a mission to bring peace to the Green Lantern Boards, so he may not be back for quite some time. I offered our hero membership, and he kindly excepted. He truly is the seeder of our forefathers.

Hey Lash, good to see you, we got separated when those body builders needed someone to oil them down! Oh, you didn't want me to talk about that, sorry.

Kancun was a good mission, can't wait to go on another. I see the others are on missions too. I think I saw Tsarin Kid mixing something outside...

Why is this pup pissing on me? Newcru!!!

Shady, in the JSA boards, after you left, I took it upon myself to fight dirty for you, because I knew with your great morals, that you could not. So, Gates should be back anytime, after he "drops some business".

posted March 27, 2000 01:08 PM               

I suppose if I were to ever become evil, I could become the Grime Lord

posted March 27, 2000 09:16 PM               

Cobalt Kid -- Sorry about Piddlin' Pup. He's had a bad day. Dr. Gym'll gave him a clean bill of health, but you'll never guess what they took a specimen. C'mon, PP!! UH ... I mean "Piddlin' Pup!!"

Shady -- you are looking as lovely as ever. If you ever decide to give classes on how to deal with stress and life in general, PLEASE sign me up!!!!

How goes the voting for Leader of the LMBP?

posted March 27, 2000 09:25 PM               

YEAH! BBC Kid 7 days a week. Things are looking up.

Damn it Cobalt Kid you told about my secret debaucharies! Well they all knew I was no angel to start with!

posted March 28, 2000 07:37 AM               

11 pages!!! 11 pages!!!

Man, I missed you guys.

Unfortunately, there was no sign of R Engine J Brande anywhere in Italy.

I think it got missed somewhere along the way but i'm definitely a non-US member.

I reckon that the UK contingent is now 5 strong with me, Lev Lad, BBC Kid, Lurker Lad and i'm sure I remember from many moons ago that Paul MacNeil Boy is a fellow Londonder.

I'd also like to nominate Tony the Noisy Cat for membership with the LMB Pets. His special power is knocking things off window sills and shelves at 3am.

As for my special power - how about super short-term memory loss? I have the ability to listen intently to people (particularly my wife) and then forget everything they said a matter of minutes later.

And while i'm sure Shady would make a fine leader, i'm still campaign manager for the Vote LARD campaign.

So come on, those of you still wavering:

Vote LARD

Vote LARD

Vote LARD

posted March 28, 2000 09:34 AM               

BBC Kid: Thanks, I was really nervous about doing that even though I really WANTED to do it!

posted March 28, 2000 10:09 AM               

Oh, Lev and Lash, here try some of this, it's Kancunian Rum, about 150 proof. This should get the day rolling pretty nicely.

posted March 28, 2000 10:10 AM               

You've timed it just right. The quarantine laws have recently been relaxed. As long as you've got a passport, you don't have to spend 6 months in a cage.

Unless you want to