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Cobalt Kid Member |
posted March 29, 2000 08:32 PM
And post 300 belongs to me!!! Whah-huh! IP: Logged |
MLLASH Member |
posted March 29, 2000 10:56 PM
The mission monitor board has selected the following LMB members to gaurd the KLORDNY festival on summer world: Cobalt Kid I wasn't selected but I'm going anyway! Lumber Fox, you're on cleanup detail while Newcru King is away (heehee...that'll keep him out of the space-fridge!) Beagle Boy, you'll need to rent the holos AMERICAN PIE & ELECTION to discover the joy that is Chris Kline (and his hair) while we are painstakingly gaurding the festival. We need a team to find Ultra Jo. We need his super-tallying skills post-haste! IP: Logged |
Beagle Boy Member |
posted March 29, 2000 11:22 PM
D'OH!!! The dreaded "Triple Post!" Sorry about that, guys! MLLASH -- Okay. I'll check out the holos. You gonna be available for questions later? Hey, I'm up for a mission! I think. Where are we going? And when? Gotta get Grandmother Lass' yard mowed this weekend. ------------------ IP: Logged |
Cobalt Kid Member |
posted March 29, 2000 11:39 PM
The mission sounds good to me, I'll start getting ready. Hey guys, anyone want me to bring the blender for...uh... in case I need to make a special formula... Anyway, Beagle think you could mix up some rations really quick for the ride over there? How about a little of that veal parmesan with some nice red wine? Thanks pal, Cobalt Kid needs to have a nice full stomach before he starts going on Espionage missions. IP: Logged |
Beagle Boy Member |
posted March 29, 2000 11:56 PM
You got it!! And, just in case that won't do it, I also tossed in some pepperoni rolls, and some chicken breast stuffed with spinache, cheese and ham. Fresh black-eyed peas. Carrots (for eyesight, y'know!). And, if you ask REAL nicely, I MAY be willing to share the 18 year old bottle of scotch I have. ------------------ IP: Logged |
MLLASH Member |
posted March 30, 2000 12:03 AM
We seem to have abandoned our rigorous LMB training in favor of lots of alcohol & gourmet meals. All I can say about that is...... SWEET ASS SWEET! IP: Logged |
Cobalt Kid Member |
posted March 30, 2000 12:32 AM
Lash Lad had a point my friends! Thus, I say it's off to the gym, then to the bar, then to the cruiser and on our mission! Or perhaps, first the bar, then the gym, then the cruiser! Or maybe the bar, then some hookers, then the mission! Or maybe the bar, then- Alas, we must never falter in our duty to go on missions and keep these boards safe. Unless we want Newcru to die working himself to death like our old pal Food Maker Kid! Thus to the cruisers! Sweet Ass Sweet! (shh, Beagle, hand me that scotch, it's gonna be a long ride...) IP: Logged |
LARDLAD Member |
posted March 30, 2000 01:27 AM
Y'know, enough of this drinking and eating and pooping....it's time for a supervillain attack! Hummer Lass and B.J. Boy, anyone? To that I say... IP: Logged |
Greybird Member |
posted March 30, 2000 02:41 AM
With all this high-flown, super-caloric gourmet living, the LMBPers will soon be the targets of Julia Roberts' jibe (quoted from memory) in "Erin Brockovich": "Since I'm the only one working in this office who still only has ONE ass, I think I should be able to dress it as I like." Has SuperCaloricMan joined yet? <g> ------------------ The Dawnstar Aerie ... soon fully flying! IP: Logged |
bellbookcandle Member |
posted March 30, 2000 03:58 AM
Of all people, Julie Andrews just phoned to say he's tied up at the moment trying to get the supervillain Dowshus from his hideaway on Kalcun back to earth to stand trial. So SuperCalorificManisexpeditingDowshus... IP: Logged |
Lev Member |
posted March 30, 2000 04:19 AM
SWEET ASS SWEET(i'm still not sure what that means) i'm going on a mission, pass the silverale and make sure to lock up your daughters so where are we stopping first Colbalt kid? and are you leading the mission? seriously though I think we should have a real mission, we could go over to one of the inferior boards (say the stars and stripes one) and spread our goodwill and friendship with others a kind of recruitment drive what do you think Colbalt kid(and others on mission) by the way was a leader ever decided upon? IP: Logged |
Mediocre Boy Member |
posted March 30, 2000 04:56 AM
Hey super guys 'n gals: I finally got around to reading this thread (well, the first two and last two pages of it, anyway), and I just gotta say that it's pretty silly. But that's good, because I really like silliness. Just wondering, though, when your next tryouts will be? Even if I don't make the main team, I'd be more than willing to serve in the Substitute Legion of Message Board Posters. Realistically, though, I honestly do expect to make the team (providing that new members are still being accepted, that is), since I have a superpower that can't miss: supercalifragilistic! Oops, I meant to say, super-long-windedness! Oh, and by the way, is it okay if my pet joins the Legion of Message Posters' Animals? He's a pet rock, and therefore, is a super good listener? IP: Logged |
LumberFox Member |
posted March 30, 2000 05:15 AM
The more the merrier Mediocre Boy Lad but for you induction test we're going to make you read all 13 (count them! 13! Yeehah) pages of this post (there will be a test - maybe). Anybody know where we can get some more Barettes and Walking Rings, we're beginning to run a little low. Did Lurker Lad get? IP: Logged |
Shadowplay in Candlelight Member |
posted March 30, 2000 05:36 AM
Here, here, Foxy! You DO have to read 'em all, MB. BBC ~ Huh? Was that last post like your name? Or is it a British thing? Or what? Lev ~ I just love your posts, sweety. I've been workin' on the JSA board, a little, wedged in between the giant quotes. I feel like a mouse that roared. IP: Logged |
bellbookcandle Member |
posted March 30, 2000 07:38 AM
Welcome Mediocre Boy! And welcome to Blok, the super-rock, our newest super-pet who has the ability to break glass. Shady - read my last post. Then say "even if the sound of it is something quite atrocious. If you say it loud enough you're sure to sound precocious...." IP: Logged |
Shadowplay in Candlelight Member |
posted March 30, 2000 07:45 AM
Oh, Bell. I see. You were answering Grey and being very witty! I mean that. I'm just kind of slow @0230, here in Oregon IP: Logged |
LumberFox Member |
posted March 30, 2000 08:05 AM
BBC: Classic comment! If SuperCaloricMan is unavailable, what Dean Martian Manhunter? IP: Logged |
Newcru Member |
posted March 30, 2000 09:06 AM
OOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I'm goin' on a mission! I'm goin' on a mission!!! This is gonna be fun! And I require Beagle Boy to go on any mission I go on. I polish better with a happy tummy And if anyone pukes in the cruiser, I am NOT going to be happy. Or should I say you're not going to be happy, cuz on missions you have to clean up after yourselves IP: Logged |
bellbookcandle Member |
posted March 30, 2000 09:35 AM
If Newcru Lad is going, then I want to go on the mission too. I'm not having around here with no-one cleaning the toilets! I'm sure my super-triplicating power will come in handy, and each of my bodies has a separate personality...Happy, Grumpy and Dopey.....so I can cope with all kinds of people. This isn't typical of my race. I blame being exposed to Disney's Snow White at a young and impressionable age. IP: Logged |
Cobalt Kid Member |
posted March 30, 2000 09:56 AM
The Mission begins soon my friends! Although it will not be our final destination, our first stop will be in the Impulse board, we need to fill the cruiser up with Vodkanium! As leader of the Espionage Squad, I'll lead this mission, unless any of the founders want to take the helm at any time. And did we ever figure out who our leader is? I think Lard Lad has it in the bag myself, as we all knew he would. So keep packing Legionnaires and meet me at the cruiser at two hours! IP: Logged |
Jim Gallagher Member |
posted March 30, 2000 10:23 AM
MLLASH, I'm getting service unavailable AGAIN when I email you. Is your mailbox full again? Just how much mail do you get? IP: Logged |
Jim Gallagher Member |
posted March 30, 2000 10:24 AM
MLLASH, I'm getting service unavailable AGAIN when I email you. Is your mailbox full again? Just how much mail do you get? IP: Logged |
Jim Gallagher Member |
posted March 30, 2000 10:25 AM
MLLASH, I'm getting service unavailable AGAIN when I email you. Is your mailbox full again? Just how much mail do you get? IP: Logged |
Newcru Member |
posted March 30, 2000 01:04 PM
Don't feel bad, BBC...Disney has corrupted a lot of young people IP: Logged |
MLLASH Member |
posted March 30, 2000 09:23 PM
Jim: >jinkies!< The real question is how much e-mail am I MISSING?!? I have now cleaned up my storage & mail so all should be well!
Report to the thread LMB Mission Monitor Board to verify your current stats!!!! Any changes needed? Please post 'em there.
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