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                                    Chapter 7-Escaping
*Going as fast as we can out of the jungle*
Lani: Do you think there�s any other way they could get us?
Viv: No
Lani: you didn't happen to see another bike or anything did you?
Viv: Yup, right... THERE!!!
*stops the jeep*
*Grabs gun*
BANG
Viv: got it, let�s go
Lani: ok, umm, I just had a though, there's elephants in India right?
Viv: yes
Lani: what if they found an elephant and it followed us
Viv: now that would be bad�.
*Elephant holding Alex and Lara comes crashing through the trees*
Lani: I had to say it
Lara: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Alex: I don�t feel to well��.
Lara: Be quiet
Alex: My stomach, mommy��.
*Alex throws up all over Lara*
Lara: Great��
Alex: Sorry
Lara: That�s it, off you get
*pushes Alex of the elephant*
Alex: NO LARA, DON�T LEAVE ME!!!!!!!
*Alex grips on to the elephant�s tail*
Alex: Geeeeeez, it stinks down here�..
*Lara reaches 4 her guns, which aren't there*
Lara: (beep) those (beep)n (beep)s still have my (beep)n guns!
*Alex falls off *
Lara: I guess this shows that you�re the weaker raider��They were going to cut you out of the 1st movie, Maybe they�ll cut you out of this 1�..
Alex: WHAT? I�M CALLING MY AGENT!!!!!!!!
*Alex takes out his mobile phone*
Lara: You had a phone?
Alex: Of course
*Alex starts dialing too his agent*
Alex: Hello, can I please speak 2 my agent?
Squeaky Voiced Teen: Hello, welcome to Dominos Pizza
Alex: What the? Where is my agent?
Squeaky Voiced Teen: Would u like extra cheese on that?
Lara: YES, A HAWAIIAN PIZZA WITH EXTRA CHESSE!!!!!!!!
*Alex looks at Lara weirdly*
Lara: What? I was hungry!!!!!
*hangs up*
Alex: Kids these days��.
Lani and Viv: WHATS WRONG WITH US?
*Viv and Lani reach for their guns and start firing at Lara and Alex*
Lani: (beep) My� I mean Lara�s guns ran out of ammo!!!!!!!!!!
Lani: Time for plan B
Viv: Whats Plan B?
Lani: Just Watch... heh heh heh
*Starts doing ballet* *Alex and Lara stare, transfixed* *Viv joins her*
Viv: I know, Opera!!!!!!!!!!
*Viv and Lani suddenly gain 200kg and start singing opera*
Lalalalalaalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalallalalallalalallalalalallalalala
Alex and Lara: NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAKE IT STOP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lani: I think something weird and unexpected will happen right about now
*Superman theme song and Tarzan�s call rip through the jungle*
Superman and Tarzan: You called?
Lani: No actually
Viv: wrong set��.
*Barney Theme Song Starts*
Alex(staring at Lara):I love you, you love me��.
                                                                  CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lani: what?
Director: Alex, I need more passion!!!!!!!! Say it like you mean it!
Alex: ok��..
*Viv puts on Discman and starts listening to U2*
Viv: (singing of tune) El-e-va-tion
*Lani goes to light a cigarette*
Alex (taking cigarette out of Lani�s hand): you�re to young�
Lara: Cut her some slack
Alex: Geeeeeez Lara, I thought you would be on my side��.
Lani: you go girl
*Lara punches Alex in the face*
*Alex takes a swing at Lara, and misses*
*Lani kicks him in the shin*
Viv: Pipe down guys, I�m trying to listen to some music!!!!!!
Alex: Stay out of this
Lara: Leave her alone!!!!!
Alex: What�s it to you
Director: NOW THIS IS WHAT WE WANTED BEFORE!!!!!!!!!!!
*Alex punches director, he falls unconscious*
Alex: What do u think of that Lara?
Lara: Pretty impressive *winks*
Alex: Lets go Lara *the pair walk of in2 the sunset*
Viv: that�s why you should never go into acting�
Lani: True
                                         FIN of PART 1