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Chapter 1-Meeting at Wimbledon Airport
*Viv is waiting for Lani at Wimbledon airport*
Viv (looking at the arrival schedule): She�s late�.
Cheery Air Hostess Voice: �The British Airways flight from Melbourne to Wimbledon has been delayed for�
Gruff Mans Voice: � an hour
Cheery Air Hostess Voice: Thank you
Viv: great�Now what?
*Viv sees a chocolate stand*
Mysterious Voice: Take the chocolate�
Viv: What? Who�s that?
Mysterious Voice: Take it, TAKE IT�
Viv: Take what?
Mysterious Voice: THE CHOCOLATE, TAKE THE CHOCOLATE!!!
Viv: But your just a voice�
Mysterious Sound: Read the script, I�m a sound now
Viv: geeeeeeez�
�Half an Hour Later�
*Viv returns to the waiting area, her mouth covered in chocolate*
Viv: How much longer?
Mysterious Voice: Just a few�
Viv: Shut up
Mysterious Voice: Ok�
*The hatch opens and Lani comes out, holding LOTS of bags*
Lani: Mummbmumbuhmubmhuhmb
Viv: What did you say?
Lani: Mummbmumbuhmubmhuhmb!
Viv: What?
Lani: MUMMBMUMBUHMUBMHUHMB!!!!!!!!
*Takes bag in Lani�s mouth away*
Lani: I said, I�ve got a bag in my mouth!!!!!
Viv: Sorry, I could hear you because you had a bag in your mouth�
Lani: that�s ok, the trip was ver�AHHHHHHHHHHHH, WHATS THAT HORRIBLLE SOUND?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Viv: I DON�T KNOW!!!JUST MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!
*An 200kg Opera singer has just entered the Airport, singing�*
Lani: HELP ME!!!!!I�M DIEING OF BAD TASTE!!!!!!!!!!
Viv: AHHHHHHHH, MY EARDRUMS ARE GOING TO BURST
*Lani takes out her mobile phone, and dials Lara Croft�s Number*
Viv: WHAT THE (beep)?
*Phone starts to ring, scene swaps to an airport in China*
Lara: hello? This is Lara Croft, Tomb Raider
Lani: Ummm, hi, I know you, but you don�t know me, I�m Lani and this is Viv
Viv: HI!!!!!!OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!!!!!!IS THIS REALLY, YOU *screams*
Lani: We are in Wimbledon Airport and we�ve run into some trouble
Lara (opera notes are starting to be heard through Lara�s mobile): What�s that horrible sound?
Lani: Ummm, meet us here and you will see�
Lara: I�m Sorry girls, but I�m on my way to China, can this wait?
Lani and Viv: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Lara: ok, I�ll be right there�.
*Lara hangs up and jabbers a few words in Chinese to her guide*
Very little english speaking Chinese Guide: Ahhhhh, sooooooo, byyyyye byyyyye!!!!!!
*Scene goes back to the Wimbledon Airport and the Opera Singing*
Lani: SHE SHOULD BE HERE ANY MOMENT�
*Lara jumps through the ceiling, guns blazing*
Lara: AHHHHHHH, GIANT OPERA SINGER! Stand back everyone!!!!
*All of the people besides Lara, Viv and Lani run out of the airport*
200kg Opera singer: LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA
Lara�s 2 9mm handguns: Zip it, or we�ll shoot!!!!!!
200kg Opera Singer: LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA
*Lara starts to shoot and the mass of singing fat*
200kg Opera Singer: ��..
Viv: I think she�s dead�
Lara: duh, now girls, if you don�t mind, if got to go have dinner with Alex West, to ummm, �finish� some �unfinished business� *winks*�
Viv and Lani: Ohhhh, unfinished business *winks back*
Viv: and can we come with you? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE???????
Lara: No��
Lani: why not, we won�t be any trouble *Lani makes a sad puppy face look* *Viv copies*
Lara: Well, as long as you don�t mention that thing about Alex�
Lani and Viv: OMG! THANK YOU SO MUCH
*Lara�s Norton Streetfighter Motorbike appears from nowhere*
Lani and Viv: WOW? REALLY? AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lara: (beep) it!!!!! Its not starting!!!!!
Lani(whispering): Just slowly push her off the bike�..
Viv(whispering): Why?
Lani(whispering): You will see why when you do it
*Lani and Viv slowly push Lara off the bike for no apparent reason*
Lara(American Accent suddenly):Hey, why the (beep) did you do you (beep)n kids do that?
Lani: SEE, SHES NOT LARA CROFT!!!!SHES AN IMPOSTER!!!GRAB �HER� GUNS AND STEP ON IT VIV!!!!!
Viv: OK!!!!!! *passes Lani the guns, Lani starts shooting at the imposter, She is dead*
Viv: where would Lara be right now?
Lani: INDIA OF COURSE!!!!!!!!
Viv: Well were off to India then, step on the gas!!!!!!!
*Lani and Viv ride out, in the direction of India��.*