Chapter 3-Indain Temple
*Crashing through the jungle, in no particular direction
*
Lani(shaking): How�.. do� you� stop�. this thingggggg�.?
Viv:HALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLT!!!!!!!!!

*the elephant stops mid pace, throwing Lani of balance
*
Lani(in a pile of elephant dung):(beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)
Viv: Ok�.. now, were do u think the temple would be?
Lani(spitting out elephant dung): Umm, that way
*points north east*
Viv: Thanks

*Viv walk off in that direction
*
Lani: A little help?
Viv: ohh, sorry������
.*helps Lani  out oh the dung*
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
Viv: What was that?
Lani: heh heh��Umm, when Lara wrote �A dinosaur is gnawing on my head!� Did she happen to be in the Indian Jungle?
Viv: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*A Giant Rex comes crashing through the trees
*
Lani and Viv: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*Lani and Viv start running for their lives
*
Lani: Do you think we lost him?
Viv: probably, hey look, what�s that?

*points in the direction of the temple
*
Lani: I�.. I think it�s the temple��
Viv: Well what are we waiting for?

*Viv and Lani start 2 head towards the temple
*
Viv(looking for the entrance) :Great, now what?
Lani: don�t know��.
Viv(looking up) :Umm�.I think I see the entrance�
Lani(also looking up): Great, do we have to climb?
Viv: looks like it�

*Viv and Lani start to climb up the vines
*
Lani: Geeeeeez, these tops are tight��
Viv: Yeah�.
Lani: I wonder how�
.*Lani pricks her self on something*
Lani: Wow�.look at all the pretty colors�Kewl��.

*Lani starts to sway back and forth
*
Viv: Are you ok?
Lani: Yeah I�m fine�whoaaaaa, why do you have 2 heads?
Viv: OMG, I better give you some antidote

*gives the antidote to Lani
*
Viv: is that better?
Lani: No it�s�.Hey what happened? Hey there�s the top!!!!
Viv: Did it work?
Lani: What work?
Viv: the antidote
Lani: The antidote? What antidote, I think this humid weather and tight tops are getting to your head�
Viv: ok�..
Lani(pointing down): Hey what�s that?
Viv: I think its LARA!!!!
Lani: Yeah, wait��no, my mistake, its another T Rex��.wait�.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Viv: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Lani: I can scream louder than you can� AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Viv: just get out your guns and SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

*Viv takes out her riffle from the village and Lani uses the Lara�s 2 9mm handguns and starts firing at the T Rex�s head
*
Lani: Hey, how can I be using Lara�s handguns and be hanging on to the vines at the same time�..Uh Oh���.AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*Lani quickly puts the guns back in their holsters and grabs a vine
*
Lani: That�s better:)
Viv: I think its dead, thanks to me:):):)
Lani: yeah�.
Viv: keep climbing, I can see the top!!!!!!
Lani: ok!!!!!!!!

*Viv and Lani keep climbing till they reach the top
*
Viv: what a lovely view!!!!!!
Lani: Really pretty, hey do you hear something?
Viv: No, hey what�s that moving over there in the corner?
Lani: Dunna, hey, do you smell a T Rex?
Viv: no, hey did you make this giant sized T Rex footprint?
Lani: Not me, hey, what�s that drool doing on your shoulder?
Viv: I don�t know�..

*T Rex taps Viv on the shoulder
*
Viv: What the��.AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Lani: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Viv and Lani start to run from the T Rex
*
Viv(reaching for her riffle slowly): On the count of 3, shoot,
Lani( reaching for her guns, or should we say, Lara�s): Ok, 1
Viv: 2
Viv and Lani: 3!!!!!!!!

*Viv and Lani start shooting at the T Rex, after a shot or 2 in the head, he is dead
*
Viv: How many of them are there? I thought they were extinct�
Lani: Dunna�..Hey do you here something?
Viv: Not again�..
Lani: no, its, human��
Viv: Really?
Voice: Help me���.
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Lara Croft: The REAL Story-Based on a Not Quite True Story
Written by Lani and Viv, Typed by Lani.
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