| Chapter 3-Indain Temple *Crashing through the jungle, in no particular direction* Lani(shaking): How�.. do� you� stop�. this thingggggg�.? Viv:HALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLT!!!!!!!!! *the elephant stops mid pace, throwing Lani of balance* Lani(in a pile of elephant dung):(beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep) Viv: Ok�.. now, were do u think the temple would be? Lani(spitting out elephant dung): Umm, that way *points north east* Viv: Thanks *Viv walk off in that direction* Lani: A little help? Viv: ohh, sorry������.*helps Lani out oh the dung* ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR Viv: What was that? Lani: heh heh��Umm, when Lara wrote �A dinosaur is gnawing on my head!� Did she happen to be in the Indian Jungle? Viv: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *A Giant Rex comes crashing through the trees* Lani and Viv: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Lani and Viv start running for their lives* Lani: Do you think we lost him? Viv: probably, hey look, what�s that? *points in the direction of the temple* Lani: I�.. I think it�s the temple�� Viv: Well what are we waiting for? *Viv and Lani start 2 head towards the temple* Viv(looking for the entrance) :Great, now what? Lani: don�t know��. Viv(looking up) :Umm�.I think I see the entrance� Lani(also looking up): Great, do we have to climb? Viv: looks like it� *Viv and Lani start to climb up the vines* Lani: Geeeeeez, these tops are tight�� Viv: Yeah�. Lani: I wonder how�.*Lani pricks her self on something* Lani: Wow�.look at all the pretty colors�Kewl��. *Lani starts to sway back and forth* Viv: Are you ok? Lani: Yeah I�m fine�whoaaaaa, why do you have 2 heads? Viv: OMG, I better give you some antidote *gives the antidote to Lani* Viv: is that better? Lani: No it�s�.Hey what happened? Hey there�s the top!!!! Viv: Did it work? Lani: What work? Viv: the antidote Lani: The antidote? What antidote, I think this humid weather and tight tops are getting to your head� Viv: ok�.. Lani(pointing down): Hey what�s that? Viv: I think its LARA!!!! Lani: Yeah, wait��no, my mistake, its another T Rex��.wait�. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Viv: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Lani: I can scream louder than you can� AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Viv: just get out your guns and SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT *Viv takes out her riffle from the village and Lani uses the Lara�s 2 9mm handguns and starts firing at the T Rex�s head* Lani: Hey, how can I be using Lara�s handguns and be hanging on to the vines at the same time�..Uh Oh���.AHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Lani quickly puts the guns back in their holsters and grabs a vine* Lani: That�s better:) Viv: I think its dead, thanks to me:):):) Lani: yeah�. Viv: keep climbing, I can see the top!!!!!! Lani: ok!!!!!!!! *Viv and Lani keep climbing till they reach the top* Viv: what a lovely view!!!!!! Lani: Really pretty, hey do you hear something? Viv: No, hey what�s that moving over there in the corner? Lani: Dunna, hey, do you smell a T Rex? Viv: no, hey did you make this giant sized T Rex footprint? Lani: Not me, hey, what�s that drool doing on your shoulder? Viv: I don�t know�.. *T Rex taps Viv on the shoulder* Viv: What the��.AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Lani: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!! *Viv and Lani start to run from the T Rex* Viv(reaching for her riffle slowly): On the count of 3, shoot, Lani( reaching for her guns, or should we say, Lara�s): Ok, 1 Viv: 2 Viv and Lani: 3!!!!!!!! *Viv and Lani start shooting at the T Rex, after a shot or 2 in the head, he is dead* Viv: How many of them are there? I thought they were extinct� Lani: Dunna�..Hey do you here something? Viv: Not again�.. Lani: no, its, human�� Viv: Really? Voice: Help me���.. |
| Lara Croft: The REAL Story-Based on a Not Quite True Story Written by Lani and Viv, Typed by Lani. |
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