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Chapter 4-Finding #1
*Viv and Lani are looking for �The Voice�*
Viv: Were do you think its coming from?
Voice: This way��
Lani: I don�t know, that direction *points left* maybe
Voice: No, not that way�.
Viv: I�m not sure, I think *points right* that way
Voice: No you idiots, over here�.
Lani: Well, idiots? Maybe we shouldn�t help you�.
Voice: No!!! Help me please�..
Viv: ok, lets try this way
*Lani and Viv walk off back the way they came*
Voice: Now, yes, that�s the right way, a little closer��
Viv: ok�I still can�t see you
Voice: Keep walking
Lani: Walking�.Still can�t see you�..
Viv: Wait, what�s that? *points at the place were �The Voice� is trapped*
Voice: You�ve found me, now could you help me out?
Viv(whispering to Lani): Is it just me, or does that accent sound upper class British?
Lani(whispering to Viv): Yeah, are you thinking what I�m thinking?
Viv: Ummmm, what is your name?
The Voice: That doesn�t matter just get me out!!!!!
Viv: Really, I thought people like you could get out of things like this yourself�.
The Voice: What do you mean by �people like me?�
Lani: Don�t play stupid with us Lara�..
Lara(fake American Accent): No, I�m not Lara Croft�.I mean, Lara�Mine name is�..Ummm�.Mary Smith?��.
Viv: Nice try�.
Lara: ok, its me��how did you know me?
Lani: We are your number 1 fans!!!!!
Lara: Ok, say, you wouldn�t happen to see a girl that looked like me riding a Norton Streetfighter Motorbike and my handguns? would you?
Viv(sweating hard): Ummm�..no��
Lani: Wait�..what if we, ummm, just happened to have your stuff?
Lara: well, I would kill you of course!
Viv: ohh�
Lani(whispering to Viv): I think we have the upper hand here, we�ve got her prized possessions, her guns�.We could gamble here, get us some money, or at least a ride around India with her�.
Viv(whispering to Lani): Yeah�.I see your point, she is unarmed now, isn�t she? But she can pack a kick�..And what if she finds out that we�ummm, an elephant�destroyed her bike?
Lani(whispering): that�s a risk I�m willing to take�..
Viv(whispering to Lani): Ok�its your funerl-I mean decision��
Lani: Ok�.Lara, I�ve got a confession to make, I�ve got your guns!
Lara: WHATTTTTTTTTTT? YOU (beep)N (beep)S!!!!!! I�M GONNA (beep) YOUR (beep)N HEADS OFF!!!!!!!
Viv: With what?
*Viv and Lani smirk*
Lara: My guns of course�� wait�(beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)
Lani: So, we�ve got your guns�.
Viv: And we want something for them
Lara: and the Bike��..
Lani: Ummmmmmmm
Viv: heh heh heh��.
Lara: What? What�s happened to my bike?
Viv: Lets just say that it had a close encounter with an elephant�
Lani: Yeah�..a little TO close�.
Lara: GREAT!!!!!I�M STUCK, I�M UNARMED, ANNNNNND TO TOP IT ALL OFF, I�VE GOT NO TRANSPORT��
Lani: But we�ll give you the guns back�..if��
Viv: If�..you let us travel around India with us�.
Lara: I travel alone��
Lani: ohh then�..lets just be going�.
Viv: Bye Lara!!!!!!!
*Viv and Lani start walking off*
Lara: WAIT!!!!!!!!
*Viv and Lani stop in their tracks*
Viv: Yes Lara�.changed your mind?
Lara: You can�t travel with me, but, if you give me back my guns, and get me out of here�..You can have this�..
*Lara holds up a golden, ancient statue*
Viv: That�s got to be worth a lot�..
Lani: Wait�.
Lani: Lara, what if we want more than the statue?
Lara: Well, you can travel with me as far as Vienna, but then you�re on your own�.
Viv: Really? THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!
Lara: ok, now help me out
Viv: What�s the problem?
Lara: snakes�..
Lani: that�s easy�..
*Lani and Viv take out their guns*
Lara: Be careful with my guns�..
Lani: don�t worry, I will�..
*Lani starts to twirl the guns, juggle the guns, throw the guns and everything else to the guns that looks REALLY hard*
Lara: I thought I was the only one who could do that�..
Viv: well there is a first for everything�.
Lani: on the count of 3
Viv: 1
Lani: 2
Lara: JUST SHOOT ALREDY, 3!!!!!!!!!
*Lani and Viv start shooting the snakes*
*a bullet goes millimeters away from Lara�s ear*
Lara: watch it�..
Viv(sarcastically): Opps��.sorry�.Lani: did we get them all?
Viv: I think so�
* a snake is about to bite Lara*
*Viv turns around and shoots the snake over her back with her gun*
Lara: Not bad, now hand over the guns�..
Viv: the Statue first�.
*Lara throws the statue*
Lara: Now the guns�.
Lani: Maybe not
Lara: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
*Lani throws over 1 of the guns*
Lara: where�s the other?
Lani: You�ll get it back after you take us to Vienna
Lara: Say, guys, what�s that in the corner?
Viv: I don�t know
Lara: ummm, its moving
Viv: Don�t startle it�.
Lara: I won't.... .*Lara trips over a rock and her gun goes off*
*yet another T Rex comes crashing through the darkened temple*
Lani: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Lani, Viv and Lara run off*
Viv: Split up!!!!!
*Lara goes to the left, and Viv and Lani to the right*
Lani: Hey the T Rex followed her�
Viv: yeah, how many of those things are there?
Lani: I�m getting worried were is she?
Lani: LARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRA!!!!
Viv: ARE YOU THEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?
*Lara comes out of the dark, walking towards them*
Lara: Yep
Viv: the T Rex dead?
Lara: He won�t be annoying us for awhile�..
Lani: Now which way�s out?
Viv: Don�t know� maybe that way *points north-west*
Lani: I think its that way *points south-west*
Lara: Or the exit might be that way�. *points south-east*
Another voice: Or maybe it�s that way�..