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Chapter 6- Lani and Viv get some Gossip
*Lani and Viv arrive at the Dino�s Lair after following the screams*
Lani(falling over the last footprint): Don�t make me do that again�
*high pitched girly scream*
Viv: Well, we hear them, but we can�t see them�.
Lani: Lets look around
*Lani and Viv start snooping around the Lair*
Lani: Do you think any ones home?
Viv: Dunna, hey, I found them, be quiet though�..
*Lani creeps over behind a rock, were Viv is spying on the �couple�*
Alex: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Lara: Shut up, they won�t find us for awhile�..
Alex: That�s good lovely lips�
Lani(whispering): I told you that that was him screaming�.
Viv(whispering): come on that�s them, lets get em�
Lani(whispering): wait, we could get some good goss here..
Viv(whispering): yeah, we could sell it for allot to some news magazine�.
Lani(whispering): Lets listen in�
Alex: I know we�re hiding, but something keeps on brushing up against me�.*shivers and looks around*
Lara: THAT�S ME YOU IDIOT
Alex: Well stop doing it sweet pea�..
Lara: Ok, anything for you darling�.AND DON�T CALL ME SWEET PEA!!! It cramps my style�
Alex: ok sugar lumps�I know this may be a bad time Lara, but I have something I have been meaning to ask�.
Lara: What *looks around, blushing�*
Alex: Ummm, Lara, would you marry me?
*Alex brings out the biggest diamond ring you have ever seen*
*Viv is about to sream in shock, but Lani covers her mouth*
Lani(whispering): Sit down and shut up, she�s going to answer
Lara: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE, MY UPPER CLASS BRITISH TYPE MARRING THE LOWER, MORE, EWWWWW, DISGSTING AMERICAN CLASS LIKE YOURSELF, I SHOULD OF AGREED WITH MY ARANGED MARRIGE TO THAT EARL OF SOMETHING OR OTHER!!!!!!
Alex: But my sweetums, why? Don�t let me go like this�
Lara: Give me 1 good reason why I shouldn�t��
Alex: IS IT BECAUSE I DON�T HAVE YOUR POSS BRITISH ACCENT? IS IT?!?!!??!?!?!?!
Lara: I thought that you would understand Alex�.
Alex: WELL I GUESS I DON�T, I CAN�T HELP IT IF I�M AS THICK AS A ROCK!!!I WAS BORN THAT WAY!!!!
Lara: WELL, WE ARE GETTING ALL WORKED UP HERE AREN�T WE, IS IT BEACAUSE WE ARE AFRAID THAT YOUR NOT GOING TO GET THE PAY, YOU DON�T EVEN RAID WITH YOUR HEART�
Alex: WELL EXCUUUUUUUUSE ME, MISS �OHH, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME!!!!!�
Lara: You know, you�re kinda cute when you get angry�
* Lara flutters her eyelashes and shuffles closer to Alex*
Alex: Lara�..
*Alex shuffles closer*
Lara: Alex��
Alex: Lara��.
Viv(whispering): I think we might turn our heads and get some shuteye right now�..
Lani(whispering): That would be a good idea�..
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Alex: You haven�t answered me yet Lara�.
Lara: After that��. my answer is
Lani: ACHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO
Viv: RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Lara: YOU TO (beep)N (beep)S BETTER (beep)N COME (beep)N BACK YOU (beep)n (beep)n (beep)s (beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)
Alex: WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!!!!
*Lani looks over her shoulder, Alex is pulling his pants back on*
Lani: I didn�t see that�..
Viv: Don�t go there�..
Lani: We need transport, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Viv: Hey, isn�t that Lara�s Land Cruiser Jeep?
Lani: Quick get in!!!!!!!!!
Viv: We don�t have the key�. I�ll hot-wire it *Viv lifts up the hood*
*Lani pulls out the key from her pocket*
Lani: no need
Viv: Where did you get that?
Lani: That imposter girl back at the airport umm *cough cough* gave it to me?
Viv: JUST STICK IT IN THE IGNITION AND LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lani: But I�m underage�..
Viv: I DON�T GIVE A (beep), JUST DRIVE!!!!!!!!
Lani: OKAY THEN, LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Lani turns the key and makes tracks out of the jungle*
Alex and Lara(faintly in the background): COME BACK��