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Chapter 2- The Bike Ride
*Riding on the motorbike in almost pitch-black*
Viv: It must be 2am here, I�m so tired *yawns*
Lani: Yeah, those man eating baboons have been chasing us all over the world *yawns*
*As they are talking, 2 man eating baboons are sneaking up behind them�. *
Viv: Yeah, maybe we should make camp�Ohhh, look over there!
Lani: Ohh, that looks nice, why don�t we�.AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Viv: What? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Lani: MAN EATING BABOONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Viv: Grab the guns!!!!!!
*Lani grabs Lara�s 9mm hand guns and passes 1 of the 2 to Viv*
Viv: Thank you��..On the count of 3, we shoot, 1��2
Lani: SHOOT!!!!!!!!!
*Viv and Lani shoot crazily at the 2 man eating baboons, finally, they are dead*
Viv: We should find a place to camp now
Lani: What the (beep)s that?!?!?!?!?!?!
*Bump*
Viv( looking at bike wheel):EWWWWWWWWWWWW
Lani: I think I just ran over something��..or someone��
Viv: The cops will be after us now!!!!!!!!!!
Lani Look!!! There's the border!!!!!!! The coppers can�t get us in India!!!!!!!!
Viv(looking over her shoulder):Hey, here they come, STEP ON IT!!!
*Lani starts going REALLY fast*
Lani: Hey look at this *goes onto one wheel* Coooooooool
Viv: Wheelie!!!!!!!!!
Lani: Yay!!!! We are over the border!!!!!!!!
Viv(looking up at the sky): Thank you!!!!!!!!
Lani: What the (beep)s that?!?!?!?!?!?!
Viv: What? I don�t see anything, Ohh, u mean the elephant that�s coming towards us at 100ks an hour?
*Viv starts screaming*
Viv: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WATCH OUT LANI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lani: Sh�
*Lani is squashed underneath the elephants foot*
Lani(weakly):---it
Viv: Are you ok?
Lani: Ummm, no��.
*Viv helps Lani out*
Viv: where�s the bike?
*A wheel from Lara�s Norton Streetfighter Bike rolls past*
Viv: Great, no transport��..
Lani: Unless��.*pulls out a packet of aeroplane peanuts* Here Mr. Elephant��.*elephant sniffs the packet*
Viv: You wouldn�t��.
Lani: Ohh yes I would�..
*Lani climbs up on the elephants back*
Lani: Come on up!!!! You can even drive!!!!!!!
*Viv climbs up*
Viv: kewl, I�ve never ridden an elephant before�..
Lani: Now, if we were Lara, were would we be?
Viv: In the Jungle!!!!!!!!!!
Lani: Are we appropriately dressed?
Viv: No��.
Lani: Well lets go shopping!!!!!!!!!
Viv: Ummmmmm, Lani, its 3 in the morning��
Lani: We�ll find somewhere to stay then, you park the elephant
Viv: Ok
Lani: Second thoughts don�t�
Viv: why not?
Lani: He can carry all of my shopping!!!!!!!!
Viv: Ok, lets name him
Lani: How about Dumbo?
Viv: no�..
Lani: Big Ears�..
Viv: no�..
Lani: How about Norton Streetfighter Bike?
Viv: the second
Lani:: yeah, cause he broke the first�.
Viv: Lets see if we can get accommodation
*Lani knocks on a door and an old man comes out*
Lani: Hello, do you speak english?
Old man: yes
Lani: Can we stay here tonight?
Old man: Yes
Lani: Can you show us the temple?
Old Man: yes
Lani: ohhh, and what it your name?
Old Man: yes
Lani: ummmmm, what food is there to eat around here?
Old Man: yes
Lani: Do you say anything else besides yes?
Old man: yes
Lani: what do you say then?
Old Man: yes
*sighs and moves on to the next hut, Viv is stifling her laughter*
Lani: Your turn
*Viv knocks on a door, a little boy walks out*
Viv: do you speak English?
Little boy: yes
Viv: do you say anything else besides yes?
Little boy: Yes *Lani takes out gun*
Viv: Lani��..*Lani puts here gun away*
Viv: can we stay the night?
Little boy: Yes, you can, come in
*Viv and Lani walk in*
Lani: DOOOOOOOOOO ANNNNNNNNNY OFFFFFFFFFF YOOOOOOOOOOOOU UNDDDDDDDERSTAAAAAAAAANDDDDDD WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT IIII AMMMMMMMMMM SSSAYIIIIIING?
Viv: Lani��.
Native Indian Mother to her daughter: That dear, is a crazy person�
Viv: do you think they are insulting us?
Lani: I�m not sure, just back away slowly and avoid eye contact�
Viv(eyeing a shotgun on the wall): I have a better Idea�
Lani: Put the silencer on, we don�t want to wake up the rest
Lani: (reaching for handguns) on the count of three�..
Viv: FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*Viv and Lani start shooting all of the natives*
Lani: GET ALL OFF THEM!!!!!!!!!!
Viv: OK!!!!!!!!!
Lani: GO GET THE NORTON STREETFIGHTER BIKEII, I�LL GRAB SOME BETTER CLOTHES!!!!!
Viv: OK!!!!!
*Lani grabs 2 turquoise(tight) tank tops, shorts, Doc Martains, white socks, belt and fingerless gloves while Viv gets on NortonII*
Viv: I�ll meet you at the edge of the jungle!!!!!!
Lani: Ok!!! *Lani pulls on her new clothes and throws the other pair at Viv* Get changed quickly, the rest of the town�s waking up!
Viv: ok *goes behind tree and changes*
Viv(pointing at Norton): You wanna drive?
Lani: why not?
Viv: put him in reverse and LET�S GO!!!!!!!!!!