Lara Croft:The REAL Story-Based on a Not Quite True Story
Written by Lani and Viv
,Typed by Lani.
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Lara: What the? I think I know that voice...
Lani: What the? Where's that coming from?....
Viv: What the? Not again...
Lara: Is that you?
The Voice: Lara?
Lara: Alex?
Alex: Lara!!!!!
Lara: Alex!!!!!
Viv: Viv!!!!!
Lani: And I'm Lani, now we know each others names...
Lara: Where are you Darling!!! I mean Alex?
Alex: Over here shnookums!!!!
Viv: Shnookums?!?!?!?!?!
Lani: What the?

*Lani and Viv collapse laughing*
*Lara has found Alex*

Alex: Your only laughing because you don't what true love is...

*Lara elbows Alex in the stomach*

Lara: That's good and all Alex...
Alex: Oww why did you do that honey buns?
Lara(through gritted teeth): Shut up Alex...
Viv: ok...this isn't what I expected...
Lani: Neither...HEY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!WHERE THEY GO?

*during the confusion, Alex and Lara have escaped*

Viv: RUN, THEY CAN'T HAVE GONE FAR!
Lani: Run Forrest, Run!!!!!!!
Viv: Ummmmmm, wrong movie
Lani: opps...

*Lani and Viv run in the direction they think the "couple" went*

Viv: ok
*huff, puff* now if we were them, were *huff puff* would we hide? Think like they would.*huff puff*
Lani: I don't think
*huff puff* I don't think its a matter of were they would hide *huff puff* Where wouldn't we think they would hide?
Viv: Hmmmmmmm, your
*huff puff* right, always *huff puff* expect the unexpected *huff puff*
Lani: Lets
*huff* stop *puff* so we can *huff* catch our *huff* breath
Viv: That's a
*huff* good *puff* idea...
*Lani and Viv sit down on a mound of dirt*

Lani: Were would they be?
Viv: Up a tree?
Lani: to obvious
Viv: in a T Rex's Belly?
Lani:� To un-obvious
Viv: In a bush?
Lani: to easy
Viv: In a pile of T Rex dung?
Lani: ummmmmmmm, maybe, keep that one in mind...
Viv: I give up...
Lani: Maybe this was.HEY? WHAT ABOUT A DINO'S LAIR?
Viv: I dunno..
Lani: NO, THAT'S IT, THEY CAN GET IT UNDETECTED, AND THEY WOULD THINK THAT WERE TO SCARED...
Viv: I see your point..
Lani: What are we waiting for?
Viv: A sign that shows us to the Dino's lair?

*Lani gets up and starts walking*

Lani: Yeah, were are we going to start...

*Lani trips over a giant T Rex Footprint*

Lani: (beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)
Viv: Well, You have just found our starting place...

*Viv holds back a laugh*

Lani: ha ha, very funny...NOT!!!!!!!
Viv: ok....hey do you hear something?

*A high pitched, girly scream rips through the air*

Viv: I wonder who that would be...
Lani: I wonder...DUH

*A high pitched, girly scream rips through the air, again...*

Viv: I would of thought that Lara would be braver...
Lani: Lara?
Viv: Yeah!
Lani: I don't know about that, I reckon its Alex...
Viv: True...

*Lani and Viv roll around on the ground, laughing their butts off*

Viv: Ok, lets find them
Lani: FOLLOW THAT SCREAM!!!!!!!

*Lani runs off towards the scream and falls flat on her face over another giant T Rex Footprint*

Lani: at least we know that we are going the right way...
Viv: The more you keep tripping over them, the closer we'll get

*Lani trips over another giant T Rex Footprint*

Lani: This will hurt in the morning...
*falls over again*
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