One day as I overheard my mom reading children's stories to my youngest brother, it occured to me that they were all warm and fuzzy and had happy endings.   Then I thought, what if they didn't?   What would a morbid children's story sound like?   I'm no author, but I think these might give us an idea.

the fatherless black widow

santa cuss

the unfortunate walk

contradicting morals

barney eats his words...and a little lead, too

when cheating wins

the unwanted sister

the little engine that couldn't

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*Disclaimer* I assume absolutely no responsibility for any depression and/or desire to kill something you may feel after you read these.   It was your darn choice, own up to it, dammit.   If you try to sue me, I'm gonna point to this little note at the bottom of the screen.   If you try to kill me, I'm gonna point to this little note at the bottom of the screen.   If you try to sic a pack of rabid squirrels on me, I'll scream like a banshee, yell "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FRICKEN MIND???", and then I'll point to this little note at the bottom of the screen.

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Created 8/3/03

Updated 8/30/03

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