Mostly stuff from my English 11H and AP Language and Composition classes; you can probably tell which is which, haha. Apparently (according to my AP teacher) I have a talent for writing. *shrugs* Let's just say I like things that amuse me, and am sometimes inclined to share. ^_^ Ah, the joys of Duct Tape...

Drama

Title: Ephemeral
Date: 22 February 2003
Summary: Pondering life and mayflies. *sweatdrop* Give it a chance; it'll make you think.
Notes: May be mildly depressing.
Status: Complete

Title: Shrimp
Date: 28 March 2003
Summary: How a little girl became less of a picky eater, due to her granpa's story.
Notes: Kind of biography-ish turned short story-ish. But not really.
Status: Complete

Humour

Title: Behavioural Studies
Date: 21 March 2002 - 7 April 2002
Summary: A compilation of teenage male oddness at my school presented in a (hopefully) amusing scientific documentary-style writing.
Notes: None
Status: Complete; perhaps further studies (haha)?
Chapter 1: Introduction
Chapter 2: Obtainining Nourishment
Chapter 3: Fear Factor
Chapter 4: SpaceHeaters?
Chapter 5: Conclusion

Title: The Wonderful World of Duct Tape
Date: 13 December 2001
Summary: Just what it says; a humourous slightly in-depth study about Duct Tape and the uses thereof.
Notes: No harm was inflicted upon any carbon-based life forms during the writing of this text.
Status: Complete

Title: The Wonderful World of Toilet Paper
Date: 3 May 2002
Summary: From the classic toilet-papering to makeshift mummies and everything in-between.
Notes: No harm was inflicted upon any carbon-based life forms during the writing of this text.
Status: Complete; Semi-sequal to "TWWDT".

Title: XX vs. XY
Date: 6 April 2002
Summary: "Behind every great man, there is a woman." The genetic reason why females are superior to males.
Notes: General bashing of the male half of the population (all in good fun).
Status: Complete