Author's Notes:

Aah, yes.  Finally, an attempt to explain why females are superiour to males, with actual genetic evidence.

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XX vs. XY

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"Behind every great man, there is a woman."

It is a known scientific fact that females have two x chromosomes, and males have one x and one y chromosome.  Thus, one can conclude that males are half female (despite their protests to the contrary), and therefore the genetic "mutts" while the females are the genetic "pure-breeds".  It is also a known fact that the y chromosome is smaller, and has less genetic information than the x chromosome.  This would explain the shortcomings seen in the male half of the species:

Fact 1:  Males are less intelligent than females.

Intelligence is the most important part missing from the y chromosome.  Males have been seen engaging in various absurdly stupid behaviour, such as hitting each other repeatedly, stealing each others' belongings, starting food fights, and the all-popular, smashing-beer-cans-on-the-forehead of the frat boy variety.

Fact 2:  Because of the lesser intelligence, males are warmer than females.

Males use their energy to keep themselves warm in cold areas.  This ability has lead to the mistaken assumption that males are superior to females.  The males can afford to use their energy as heat because they have no brain cells to keep alive.  Females, having the honour of having two x chromosomes, have more brainpower, and neat to use their energy to keep the brain cells working.  With all the energy being used to keep them intelligent, females are generally colder than males.

Fact 3:  When testosterone levels go up, the idiocy level skyrockets.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.  This is how wars start.

In conclusion, males are extremely susceptible to getting things wrong and twisting the facts around.  As anyone who has studied genetics before would know, mutations do happen; sometimes for the good and sometimes for the bad.  Some poor females had this mutation and turned into something else which was half themselves and half something else.  These eventually came to be called "males", and the source of most problems.

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 This used to be known as "The Question", but I realized how stupid that thing was and finally got around to fixing it.  I don't think this version is much better (so, how many errors did you find today?), but at least I attempted to improve it.  Whether or not I was successful, I leave up to you.
-KrazyKazuko