Author's Notes:

Aah, the end is in sight...

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Behavioural Studies - Conclusion

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Do not be mislead by the title.  This is only the conclusion to the first series of tests.  As we speak, more experiments are being thought of and considered.  After all, a researcher's work is never done.

One can conclude certain aspects of the behaviour of the teenage male.  Teenage males are barbaric recessions and should be limited in the gene pool.  Their eating habits are absurd, violent affairs, leading to the harm or discomfort of others.  They also have a much higher body temperature than most humans do, and more experiments are being considered in an attempt to find out why.  However, there is some redemption in this species-within-a-species:  they have begun to acknowledge, respect, and fear The Almighty Duct Tape and its loyal followers, The Duct Tapers.  They have also learned it would be best for them not to involve themselves in attempting to free a fellow teenage male from a Duct Taper ambush, as they will also be attacked.

And so concludes Behavioural Studies - Series I.  We hope that it has been an enlightening experience for you, as it has been for us.  Watch the Discovery Channel for updates to the Behavioural Studies Program, as well as the video documentary, which is in its planning stages.

-The Dedicated Duct Tapers and Researchers of the Behavioural Studies Program

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I don't think I'll add anymore, since those were all the "experiments"  LadyM and I were able to do. If any of you actually want more, then you'll have to give me some more ideas! ^_~
-Krazy Kazuko