| When they raid the house at midnight, they find Giles in the basment soaking in a barrel of herbs and spices. They dump him out and make their way up stairs. Trying to be quiet they find their way up a staircase to the second floor but they get found out by an alien. Before he can shoot Frank takes him out. Ozzy yells to kill the bastards and they just goes gung ho on them. Ozzy kicks down a door and blasts two and they make their way outside. Now for a B movie I though the action would be pretty lame. But it was full of diving around and dodging bullets. It was really good. They manage to take out most of them and take off in their car. As they try to escape, the aliens take thier true form. Now these true forms arent full of special effects or anything. It is just a bunch of hippies running around in rubber suits. But in my opinion, I'll take the rubber suits over computer animation any day. They were awesome. Back to the story. As they are leaving from the house an alien jumps out and shoots the car engine and puts the car out of commission. After they stop, Ozzy rips off his gear and through out the whole movie you think Ozzy is some little guy acting tough. But man he is huge. It looks like he could carry the car back to the house. He grabs a rocket launcher out of the trunk and takes off into the woods like a madman. Barry and Giles decide to go for help as Frank goes after Ozzy. As Ozzy is heading for the house he hits the ground and takes aim with the rocket launcher and fires. Now they never checked the house for any other people so little does Ozzy know he could have just killed 20 innocent people, but did that stop the little ripped man. Hell no, this is a B movie. And in the description of a B movie there is nothing under "Thinking Out the Situation" but Blow everything away and ask questions later. Anyway while all this is going on, Derek, YES DEREK, GETS UP FROM WHERE HE TOOK A SWAN DIVE AND SMASHED HIS HEAD, AND WALKS AWAY. There is a piece of his skull hanging off and he even sticks some of his brain back in. I mean come on, I know this is a B Movie but I didnt think they would go that far. But they go farther then you would think in this movie. Back to the action. Derek gets in his car and takes off toward the house because he hears gun shots. He sees one of the guys walking. He yells "Batards", and whails him with the car. Some of the guys innards were still on the cars hood. Derek gets out and grabs a chainsaw out of the trunk. He goes over to the guy laying on the ground and he is playing with his insides. The alien grabs an acorn and hits Derek. As Derek is waddling away he throws another and hits him in the head. Just another little thing I got a few laughs out of. When the rocket hit the house the lead alien Crumb got hit with shrapnel. He got up and called them wankers. Just seeing him say that in that goofy costume was hilarious. Frank and Ozzy take off into the house to take out Crumb. They beat the living hell out of a few but got cornered by one. Derek making his entrance by cutting a perfect shape of himself in the wall, cuts one of the aliens into about 7 pieces with the chainsaw. That was just a guess I lost count. Before the alien can shoot Frank and Ozzy, Derek shoves the chainsaw blade through the door and also through the aliens head cutting it in two. Derek rams his head through the opening and yells, "Bastards". Frank and Ozzy look at eachother and say, "It's Derek." He replies again with "Bastards". the both see he's gone wacko and Ozzy says, "He's gone ape shit." Man that part was so great. As Frank and Ozzy are trying to escape the house, Crumb gets a few shots off and hits Ozzy in the leg. Frank makes a dash for the rocket launcher and lets one fly. It goes right through the window and out the other side of the house blowing a sheep to smitherines. The reason for that part still evades me. But it was Funny As Hell. While this is going on Crumb gets into THE COCKPIT OF THE HOUSE. Yes you read that right. And starts the house ship going. Frank gets Ozzy out of danger and they grab hold of a tree branch. The house, I kid you not, takes off into the air. While still inside the house, Derek is making racket so Crumb gets out to see what is going on. When he walks into a room he sees a hole being cut into the ceiling above him and there is DEREK!!!! HE DIVES STRAIGHT THROUGH THE LEADER CRUMB. FROM THE TOP OF HIS HEAD STRAIGHT OUT HIS ANUS. To make the part even funnier Derek says, "I've been born again." I didnt laugh much because I was still picking my jaw up off the ground. The rest of the group drives away into the sunset as my favorite B movie ends. |
