| The movie starts with Blade hunting down 3 or 4 vampires. The usual beginning action scene in almost all action movies. This part was one of the coolest in the movie. There is one vampire on a motorcycle and blade spins around and sticks a blade into the wheel of the bike, it flips forward nearly crippling the vampire. Blade uses the hurt vampire to help lead him to Whisler. He threatens him by shoving his head near a spinning motorcycle wheel at full speed. He agrees to show Blade where Whisler is. Blade takes out all of the vampires and finds Whisler. The action is mediocre at best. He lets the vampire go that showed him where Whisler was. Keep him in mind. Blade finds Whisler in a vat of blood to keep him alive. He obviously was turned into a vampire from the bites on him in the first movie. Blade takes about ten seconds twirling the knife he has for no reason and then cuts Whisler loose. Blade takes him back to his hideout. Here enters the new grease monkey Scud. His stupid jokes in the movie make me sick. They put Whisler in a chamber and give him an anti serum, it makes him go "cold turkey" in one night. Blade says, "The blinds are going to open in the morning, whether your cured or not." And if he wasnt cured he would die from the sunlight. Blade sat that night thinking about how he had given Whisler the gun to kill himself. He awakes in the morning to find Whisler is alive and well. He told Blade that they tortured him then healed him in the vat of blood to kick his ass all over again. They got a breach in their security at the hideout. You see some ninja like figures swinging from the rafters. They kick Whislers ass then hold Scud hostage. They of course had a sword fight with Blade. Blade has large guard lights put on. A funny part is that sometimes in the movie both Blade and the ninjas are all CGI, and it looks really fake. They were vampires that are a ruling party of the vampire nation.They came to give a truce to Blade. He was thier most feared enemy but now they say the new vampires are more dangerous. They take Blade by helicopter to their headquarters. They take Blade to thier overlord Damaskinos and Nyssa from the ninjas. She is the main person of the group. Damaskinos tells Blade about the virus, that it evolves and that it has found a carrier. Jared Nomack. Nyssa tells Blade that the vampires and people they bite turn to the more dangerous vampires, and that they need to feed daily. They call them Reapers. There was said to be dozens and soon hundreds. Nyssa the "Love Interest" is part of a group called the Blood Pack. They have been training for two years to hunt down Blade. But now they want him to help them in killing these new Reapers. They just knew they werent good enough and needed someone who could do thier dirty work for them. And just wait to hear how well trained the Blood Pack is. Blade goes along with the game and says that it sounds like a plan and what he really feels is that they are going to screw them the first chance they get. This part is great. There is a dealer selling drugs. Jared Nomack finds him and notions like he wants some drugs. The dealer says whatever you need. And Jared says, "What if I need you." and he throws him through a car window. Jared pulls a piece of glass out of the dealers head and sticks it into his mouth sucking it in. He mumbles in lavishment,"So sweet!" Blade now meets the almighty Blood Pack. A big idiot with a hammer called Lighthammer. A no named actor in the movie that means shit called Verlaine. A fool that thinks he is tough called Priest who does absolutely nothing in the movie. Snowman, a ninja. Chupa, a big idiot. And Reinheardt, Ron Pearlman. He asks Blade if he can blush. I mean why do they have to have racist shit in every movie. Especially from Ron Pearlman. He taunts Reinheardt, or Mr. Pearlman by sticking a stake in front of his heart telling Reiheardt to kill him if he wants to so bad. He keeps flipping around the stake and slapping Reinheardt in the face. Finally when he goes to stab Blade, Blade kicks his ass and sticks an explosive to Reinheardts head. Making him look like what he is, a retarded baboon. Well it really doesnt show all that but thats how I see him. The explosive will go off if tampered with and Blade has a detonator. They go to a night club called the House of Pain, where vampires hang out. Blade says to start with the prey to find the hunter. They suit up and get ready for action. Whoopee. They place Whisler on a roof so he doesnt stick out like a fool with hundreds of vampires. It of course shows the whole group walking in slow motion to add a dramatic entrance with crappy music playing in the background. They go into the night club or rave for vampires, looking for the Reapers or anything suspicious. This part has the best scene in the movie and possibly the funniest I've seen in awhile. Scud is sitting outside in a van giving Blade some backup. There is a bunch of bullshit going on like vampires in self mutilating and mutilating others. Little do they know that right below them lies the entrance to the Reapers lair. This is where the Blood Pack gets thiers. Lighthammer and Verlaine go off into a different room together while the rest stay with the rave. Scud starts getting harassed in the van by Reapers. He has ultra-violet lights on the van for protection. Blade and Nyssa go and search a hall of rooms by theirselves. Jared the main Reaper catches Nyssa. Lighthammer sees a reaper and this is where the fun begins. Scud is an idiot and gets out of the van. He sees about five Reapers and jumps back into the van. Blade finds Nyssa taken hostage by Jared Nomack. Blade shoots him in the forehead after Nyssa kicks him. Priest starts getting his ass kicked already. And just wait for more. Lighthammer breaks the Reapers neck with the hammer. It zaps to Snowman, the ninja, who is pretty bad ass. He starts kicking the shit out of the Reaper he is fighting. Reinheardt and Chupa are blowing the living daylights out of this Reaper while it is running down a hallway. All they show is the little guy running in slow motion and the walls are exploding behind him. It rounds the corner and bam there is Chupa with a huge machine gun. He starts blasting it, he shoots it so much its doing a little dance from the impact of the bullets. That Reaper never got a break. It was freaking hilarious. Priest is still getting the crap beat out of him, and the Reaper breaks his hand. That was so rich. Reinheardt hunts down the Reaper they filled with silver. They shot the thing so much, even though they are immune to silver the thing was still on the ground panting. Lighthammer thinks he killed the Reaper he was fighting but it pops up and bites him. Scud finally gets the Ultra-Violet lights going and scares the Reapers away from the truck. Verlaine scares the Reaper away from Lighthammer but he says he didnt get bit. So he hides the wound. What a fool, shows how bright he is. By now Priest has been bit too and he didnt do anything good at all before he went down. Reinheardt takes out his victim with the U.V. light on his gun. Chupa and Asad try to help Priest but its too late. Blade is still looking to find Jared from thier last confrontation. He finds Jared and they start fighting on a catwalk in some kind of church area. And of course just because Jared is a Reaper he knows Karate. I mean man I want to be one to be able to stand up and fight against Blade, a well trained killing machine. Blade is getting a good fight until the sun rises and Jared retreats. They try and help Priest but he is already changing. Blade shoots a few holes in the wall and sunlight comes in and burns Priest alive. Well, before Priest died. Mr. Pearlman took a sword and cut off half of his head. The remaining piece of the head still had its eye blinking. That was really not funny. More or less it sucked ass. Whisler said exactly what I was thinking of. He said something along the lines of, "If that was your Blood Pack, we're in trouble." Because they did nothing. Only Snowman the Kung Fu master was any good. And just because I was wondering. How in the hell did some martial arts expert get the name of Snowman?? Whisler found a Reaper with its hand caught in a culvern door. When it dies, Nyssa wants to disect it. Blade finds underground tunnels where they suspect the Reapers of coming from. It shows Damaskinos for no reason eating some blood red jello looking stuff. Then he slides into a pool full of blood. Man why did they have to show that non-sense. When Nyssa started disecting the Reaper the movie just dropped to an all new level. She had Scud open the mouth and she of course knew everything about the Reapers capabilities. I mean how in the hell is someone just supposed to know that shit. When they open the chest they find that the heart is encased in bone, and only the sides are vulnerable to attack. She cuts her finger and drips a drop of blood onto the body. All the organs start pumping. Blade says,"The brains dead but the body is still trying to function." I mean what in the hell. Scud and Whisler start working on some U.V. grenades. Scud tells a story of how Blade saved him from two vampire whores. Now that story is classic, pfft no. All the remaining members of the Blood Pack and Blade start suiting up for an attack right in the Reapers lair. Scud says he isnt going down there because "he is a lover not a fighter." yeah its that bad, the humor in this show was not interesting at all. Whisler starts talking to Blade saying that he might be getting too attached to Nyssa. But then Blade says, " You know Whisler there is an old saying. Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer." Kris Kristofferson is like 64 years old. Like he has never heard that quote. Give me a break. Now this part in the movie I will never understand. They go into the sewers where the Reapers live. Now for the whole movie Reinheardt "Ron Pearlman" has been giving Blade trouble. And Chupa hates Whisler. Yet Blade sends Whisler off alone with both Reinheardt and Chupa. I think that was just way too far fetched. Well this is another retarded part in the scene. Lighthammer has been bitten and Blade sends him off with Snowman and Verlaine. Lighthammer finally gets taken over and kills Snowman. Snowman was like the best character in the movie, and he was the only one in the Blood Pack that could fight. Not to mention a heavily experienced martial artist gets killed by a slow retarded man weilding a hammer. I mean that is just flat out stupid. Verlaine hears a clank noise and gets alerted. Chupa and Reinheardt both gang up on Whisler and start kicking his ass. Man I didnt see that coming. Whisler planted a small device that attracks the Reapers without Chupa knowing. Verlaine finds Lighthammer feasting on Snowman. She stalled and shot him like three times. Then she climbed to the top of a manhole, being chased by Lighthammer, and she lifted up the manhole cover. Sunlight came in and killed them both. THANK GOD. TWO POINTLESS ACTORS DOWN. Nyssa and Asad find alot of bones. Asad gets taken down by about 5 Reapers from underneathe the water. Blade threw a U.V. grenade in the water and told Nyssa to run. When they all came out of the water the grenade went off killing them all. Nyssa Blade and Reinheardt met up and were holding off the Reapers. Reinheardt planted the U.V. bomb but pretended it was stuck so Blade would go down the tunnel where all the Reapers were. Blade held off enough to get the bomb to go off. Now this part I just hate. This is where the movie took a slide down to shittyville. Blade finds Nyssa and she is dying. He gives her some of his blood. Jared Nomack found Whisler and gave him a ring. He told Whisler to let the truth out and to tell blade something. All of the sudden a bunch of guards came down and started shooting blade with tazer guns. Funny thing they show Ron Pearlman and his face is burnt all to hell from the U.V. bomb. Nyssa wakes to see her father Damaskinos, or basically a shitty actor in some silly makeup job. He just looks completely unreal. Blade wakes up inside a chamber in the lair of the vampires with Whisler and Scud. Whisler tells Blade that the virus was made, that it was an experiment put on by Damaskinos. He tested it on Jared Nomack. There is a huge pillar of baby fetuses in the middle of the room. I mean come on where did he get these from and man not only do you get to do kung fu when you are a vampire but you also get an I.Q. of 300. There is this huge lab and all this other B.S. I mean still where did he get the fetuses. Its just too unreal. Well Whisler throws Damaskinos a ring that Nomack gave him. You find out that Jared Nomack, the first Reaper, is a son to Damaskinos and a brother to Nyssa. Nyssa gets all mad and walks off. When Damaskinos leaves Reinheardt shoots Blade in the leg. Now you find out that Scud is bad too. That explosive in Reinheardts head was a dud. Scud has a vampires tatoo of being a pattsy to the vampires. Scud let the ninjas into the hideout. But like I didnt see that coming. Blade then says he was on to Scud the whole time. And the explosive Scud took from Reinheardt wasnt a dud. THEN ALL SCUD SAYS IS OH GREAT... HAHA. Then BOOM Liquid Scud. They took blade to another chamber to harness Blades blood so they can make day walkers. Not again. Man they have no more good ideas. It shows Jared Nomack. He knows where his father is and he wants revenge for what his father did to him. Jared Breaches the buildings security and is after his father. Whisler finds his way out of his hand cuffs and he knocks Reinheardt out. He crawls through tunnels in the floor. God only knows how he knew his way to get to Blade, but he gets Blade out of there. Jared beats his way through guards and Damaskinos just escapes him. Blade, almost dead, crawls his way to an edge on a platform. He falls into a giant pool of blood. MAN THEY GOT TONS OF THOSE IN THIS FILM! Blade comes walking out fully rejeuvenated. About 30 guards come walking in to stop him. He basically owns all of them and doesnt spare one of them. He just dominated all of them with extreme prejudice. I'll admit, the action in that part was pretty damn good. Blade then proceeds to disarm Reinheardt and split him in half with his sword. Whisler throws him his sunglasses then blows away the baby fetuses.I mean pointless violence. What did they ever do to him? Jared Nomack finds his way to his father. Some really touching words are said, not really, and Nomack kills his father Damaskinos. Nyssa has Jared, not the one from subway, bite her on the neck to end the circle and he does. Blade comes in and they fight back and forth. Then Blade takes a broken half of his sword and stabs it right into the weak part of Nomacks heart. Jared Says, "Strange, it hurts no more." and then he shoves the blade in further. He dies. Sniff Sniff. Blade finds Nyssa and knows she is turning. She tells him she wants to see the sun. He takes her out to a helipad just as the sun rises. She just looks at him and she slowly fades away peacefully. I mean all the rest of the vampires shattered and died terribly, but just because she was the love interest she didnt. Blade finds the vampire that he let live at a live peep show shop. When he puts in the quarters for the peep show the panel goes up revealing Blade. He says, "Did you think I would forget about you." Then he stabs him right in the forehead. Ouch. Well that is the end of this bad movie. Hope you enjoyed, later |
