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As you can see, the radical new design has come. What do you mean no flashy intro and outlandish interface?!? Where's all that stuff that takes an eternity to load? I want this page to take forever to load--DAMMIT! Naaaaaah. Sorry, guys, this site now looks cleaner and simpler (but that's only because I've hidden the implementation). The left-handed sidebar is gone for good, and in its place is the dynamic menu at the very top of this page. There you will find the links to 98% of the content to this site and related sites.

I've washed away much of the html filth that has clung to this site; it is now leaner and, perhaps, better. Now I'm uploading all the homework, reports, and essays I've written onto the homework page. I saw a squirrel.

The newest story was slightly delayed in publication (about six to eight months), and, I believe, has lost some of the flavor it had during conception. But enjoy the latest--ver. 2.20! *MWAH*

Also, as I near the period of my life called "College," I'll be closing the book on the section of High School Short Stories that we all know and love. Perhaps, I'll be inspired and soon post the stories of my AP Physics, Calc, English, and Comp Sci class.

If you want the latest and greatest writing by yours truly, your best bet is to read my personal DeadJournal.

Updates are coming in your lifetime. My to do list includes: finishing up the High School Chronicles, Monkey Island 5, more piccies for IZ, and perhaps junk for mostlyjunk. So keep your pants on except when you bathe, otherwise you'd get your pants wet.