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1. I am not a duck.
2. No animals, gay people, children, and nice old ladies were harmed in the making of this site.
3. 99% of the wierd things on this site are original material.
4. Please ask me nicely for permission before attempting to plagarize me (and my imaginary friend), thanks.
5. This product has not been approved by the FDA.
6. This site is not user friendly and is occassionally compatible with your browser.
7. I own nothing; I have no money, no worldly possessions; and I'm naked.
8. Have a nice day.