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Welcome to Larkside's Premier On-Line Satirical Organ Jizz Magazine™
Browse, and inside you may happen upon, amongst all the meaningless small town tittle tattle, some surreal banality, a little sly satire, a vague possibility of humour, utter nonsense, complete rubbish and the world's finest collection of pornalikes, or pornolikes, as Loaded Magazine will have it. As fellow etymologists, you are no doubt aware that JIZZ is an acronym used to describe the characteristics of birds as they are spotted by ornithologists, representing General Impression, Size and Shape. Jizz is also an archaic Scottish word meaning a wig.
NB:- All similarities to people either living or dead within this site are entirely intentional. If you are offended by any of the material inside please let us know and we'll remove it. Please don't hack the site, send us a virus or tie our shoe laces together.
Jizz Magazine is now read from Larkside to London, Essex to Exeter, Cambridge to Copenhagen, America to Afghanistan, and err... New Zealand. And Holland and Florida too.
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Site last updated
16th October 2005
SOME OF THE
CONTRIBUTORS TO JIZZ MAGAZINE
site programmed by PP, letters and
general contributions supplied by WB, FP, EH, CG, PG, RR, GS, JT, JS, NW and AS, animations
from JT and PP, additional lookalikes suggested by IW, MT, MA, JR, JH,
C&MW and DO with additional image manipulation from WB and SB. There
are many more conscious and possibly unconscious contributors to Jizz Magazine,
and you should all pat yourselves on the back for helping to make this load
of bollocks happen. Let's keep it happening.