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Yo mama is so dirty she has to creep up on the bathwater. Yo mama's so big, fat and clumsy, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target. Yo mama cooks so bad, your family prays after they eat! Yo mama’s so fat that when God said let there be light he told your mama to move over. Yo mama's breath is so nasty, when she burps her teeth have to duck. Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map, she sees people waving. Yo mama's house is so small, I threw a rock in the window and hit everyone inside. Yo mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day! Yo mama is so bald that when she takes a shower she gets brainwashed! Yo mama's so dirty, the U.S. Army wants to use her bath water as a biological weapon. Yo mama's so dumb she thought Subway made trains. Yo' mama so dumb, she bought a solar powered flash light! Yo mama's so dumb, when god was giving out brains she thought they were milkshakes and asked for extra thick. Yo Mama's so dumb, she went to a movie that said ''under 18 not admitted,'' so she left to go get 17 of her friends. Yo mama is so dumb that she was on her way to the airport and saw a sign that said “airport left.” So she turned around and went home. Yo mama is so dumb, she sold her car for gas money! Yo mama so fat, the tag on her dress reads: "Made In Hungary, Turkey, China, U.S.A., Algeria, Japan, Indonesia..." Yo mama so fat, she falls out of bed on both sides! Yo mama so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself! Yo mama is so fat, when you slap her leg, you can ride the waves. Yo mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps around her! Yo mama so fat, she's the reason there's night and day! Yo mama so fat, if she were one of the three little pigs, she'd say 'Not by the hair on my 26 chins!' Yo mama so fat, her beeper goes off and people think she's backing up! Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton. Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale. Yo Mama is so fat that she got baptized at Sea World! Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu. Yo mama is so fat that when she was bungee jumping, she took the whole bridge with her. Yo mama is so fat; a bus drove by and she said, ‘‘stop that Twinkie!'' Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook Yo mama’s so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! Yo mama's so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery. Yo mama is so hairy she makes bigfoot look shaved. Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention. Yo mama so poor, she has to chase down the garbage truck with a shopping list! Yo mama is so stupid that she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind. Yo mama's so stupid that she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions. Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peephole. Yo mama so ugly, even the garbage man won't pick her up! Yo mama is so stupid, that she failed a blood test. - Submitted by Alyssa. Yo mama so fat she makes godzilla look like an action figure. - Submitted by M. Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat down on a rainbow, skittles started falling down. - Patricia |
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