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Louisiana Tourist Attraction Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" The guy leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrr-gerrrrr Kiiinnnggg." Redneck Death What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies? Hey! Watch this... You Might be a Redneck if… You might be a redneck if you have ever vacationed in a highway rest area. You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet women. You might be a redneck if you think loading the dishwasher means getting the wife drunk! You might be a redneck if you high school fight song was ''Dueling Banjos!'' You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something from your fridge! You might be a redneck if a ceiling fan ever ruined your wife’s hairdo! You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it! You might be a redneck if you lit a match in your bathroom and it blew your house off its wheels! You might be a redneck if you had to remove your toothpick for the wedding pictures! You might be a redneck if your mother has ammo on her Christmas list! You might be a redneck if ''Bambi'' made you hungry for rabbit! You might be a redneck if you believe books are bad luck! You might be a redneck if you've ever been involved in a custody fight over a dog! You might be a redneck if your lifelong goal is to own a fireworks stand! You might be a redneck if the Salvation Army declines your mattress! You might be a redneck if directions to your house include ''Turn off the paved road...'' You might be a redneck if you consider the fifth grade your senior year! You might be a redneck if you think subdivision is part of a math problem! |
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