It�s not how hard you beat
the goat, but whether the
goat you�re beating is on fire.
The Notebook Online!
Go here. Just do it! It's Phil's webpage, and he is one funny kid. God may smite you if you don't...seriously.
Don't you hate getting those stupid survey things in your e-mail from people who really shouldn't know too much about you? Well, before any of you beings sends me one, click here and see one I filled out when I was really bored.
We here at Kothbo Enterprises realise that many of you have proposals to make our site much less interesting and a whole lot more stable. We take these proposals very seriously. Here is what to do:
1. Carfully remove cover from proposal
2. In case of Hamsters or Gerbils, proposal may be placed in cage
3. It is advised that proposal be periodically sprinkled with water to keep moist
4. After 3 days, place proposal near an open window at room temperature
Village Idiots are to pay taxes every other Wednesday of each month, unless the month ends on Friday, in which case taxes will be paid on every Wednesday, unless they are getting their hair cut. In that case, taxes will be paid on every Monday for each month ending in R, E or Y, skipping each leap year, after yoga practice.
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