YOUR FULL NAME: Jeffrey John McKee
NICK NAMES: Koth
YOUR AGE: 17
EYE COLOR: Usually green, though I have one brown eye and one blue eye on my driver's license
HAIR COLOR: Dark Brown
TV SHOW YOU'D STAY HOME FOR: Monty Python or Doctor Who
LAST CD IN YOUR STEREO: Paul Oakenfold's Another World
WHAT MAKES YOU, YOU: My dry British sense of humor
DO YOU HAVE A BF, GF?: Ha!
DO YOU HAVE A PET?: No, if I did my mother would have an allergy attack. And things that don't give her an allergy attack are really boring.
DREAM CAREER: Victoria's Secret model
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Time (Yes, I said Time)
IF I HAD A DAUGHTER, HER NAME WOULD BE: Definately not Shirese. I wish I did have a daughter so I could forbid her to marry Jeb Bush.
IF I HAD A SON, HIS NAME WOULD BE: Definately not Damien
IF A MOVIE WAS MADE OF YOUR LIFE, WHAT FAMOUS PERSON WOULD YOU HAVE PLAY YOU?: Margaret Thatcher
YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW THAT THEY CANCELLED: Doctor Who
FAVORITE SNACK: Carrot Sticks. J/K!! I meant to say asparagus.
LEAST FAV FOOD: It starts with C. Yes, I know technically it is a drink, but I'm not a very technical person.
LAST BOOK YOU READ: Dune (Though actually I haven't finished it yet. I stopped with a quite few chapters to go. Yet, I still managed to write a book report on it. Go figure)
LAST MOVIE YOU SAW AT THE THEATER: Er...that's a hard one. I'm gonna say...what was the question?
THE MOST ANNOYING SONG: Who let the bloody dogs out
MY FEELINGS ABOUT JERRY SPRINGER: Aah, American Pop Culture
HAVE YOU EVER EXPERIENCED FIRE, FLOOD, VOLCANO, EARTHQUAKE, TORNADO, ATOMIC BOMB?: Worse. I had to read "The Big Sky" by A.B. Guthrie Jr.
THE BEST JIM CARREY MOVIE? I'm afraid it doesn't exist
THE WORST JIM CARREY MOVIE? Shall I list them for you? Both Ace Ventura's, The Cable Guy, Dumb and Dumber, Liar Liar, etcetera.
GUYS: WOULD YOU SEE A CHICK FLICK IF YOUR DATE WANTED TO?: Ha!
THE BEST MOVIE SOUNDTRACK: The Matrix, though it could have don't without several songs. For instance, all of them except Clubbed to Death.
PEPSI OR COKE: Regardless of what you have been told, they are really and truly the same thing
NINTENDO 64 OR SONY PLAYSTATION: Nintendo 64
DAIRY QUEEN OR BASKIN ROBBINS: Definately DQ
FAVORITE CANDY BAR: That would have to be Twix
FAVORITE FLOWER: Flowers are agents of evil
BEST FAST FOOD PLACE: "Fast food"? What is this "Fast Food" you speak of?
A BAD HABIT YOU HAVE AND WISH YOU COULD BREAK: Constantly causing the economies of small European countries to collapse.
DO YOU PREFER ROLLER SKATING OR ROLLER BLADING? Neither, cause when you crash, you look a mess.
YOUR FAVE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL: Multimedia
WORST SUBJECT IN SCHOOL: Math
DID YOU EVER HAVE A CRUSH ON A TEACHER? Ha!
ARE YOU A BETTER ARTIST OR A BETTER WRITER? I'm one hell of a chef. No, not really. I'm a better writer.
GIRLS, DO YOU HAVE A BIKINI? Yes, yes I do. Oh wait, I don't think that question was for me...
ARE YOU AFRAID TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? I have no need to!
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LATE NIGHT SHOW? Doctor Who, when it was on
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY CAR/MOTORCYCLE WHAT WOULD IT BE? A Pinto!
GUYS WHICH DO YOU PREFER, BOXERS OR BRIEFS? Boxers!
WHAT ONE MOVIE COULD YOU WATCH FOR 24 STRAIGHT HOURS?: Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail.
DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORTS? Sports? Ew! Though I do like Tae Kwon Do.
WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WHEN YOU ARE OLDER? London. If not, I will die.
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'LL END UP LIVING WHEN YOU ARE OLDER? Probably Beaver Dam, Wisconsin.
LATE NIGHT PERSON OR EARLY TO BED? Late Night!
EARLY TO RISE OR SLEEP ALL DAY? Sleep all Day!
COLLEGE, YES OR NO? Definately, as long as it isn't in Montana.
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE IN THE CIRCUS? I'm not that talented. To be in the circus, an extra apendage is the minimum.
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO HAVE X-RAY VISION? I already do, you silly person.
HOW MANY GIRL OR BOYFRIENDS HAVE YOU EVER HAD? Ha!
WHERE IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE OR PLACES TO GO? Canada, Mexico, Cayman Islands
DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE? Ha!
WHO ARE YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS? Sam, Maria, Nick, Kari, Wendy, All the Innmates, and that one person. You know, the one with the hair..
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW? Several things, most of them quite appropriate. I could put on a see-through leopard print shirt if you'd like...
DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT? Ha!
WHO DO YOU TALK TO ON THE PHONE THE MOST? Wendy
WHAT IS YOUR WISH THAT STILL NEVER CAME TRUE? Seeing Lawrence Welk die of asphyxiation.
WHO DO YOU HATE? Anyone with a bloated ego.
IF YOU WERE STRANDED ON A DESERTED ISLAND WHO WOULD YOU WANT TO BE WITH? Nelson Mandela
ARE YOU UPSET WITH SOMEONE RIGHT NOW? And how!
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CANDY? Skittles
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER AND WHY? 42, for obvious reasons (obvious to me anyway).
WHAT'S THE LAST GOOD MOVIE YOU SAW? The Pink Panther's "A Shot in the Dark"
WHERE ARE YOU SITTING RIGHT NOW? In front of the computer, but by the time you read this I'll be somewhere else. Time is funny that way.
WHAT IS A SONG LYRIC THAT YOU JUST CAN'T GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD? "This is the Dawning of the Age of Aquarius! The Age of Aquariuuuuuuuuus!"
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE THING IN YOUR ROOM? My Long-Life-Buddha figurine.
WOULD YOU RATHER BE W/SOMEONE OR SINGLE? Can you guess?
WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE SHORT OR LONG HAIR? Short! How else could I spike it?
HOW WOULD YOU CONSIDER YOUR RELATIONSHIP W/YOUR FRIENDS? Very Good.
ARE YOU TOO SHY TO KISS SOMEONE? It isn't a question of being shy.
WHAT'S THE WORST WORD YOU KNOW? COFFEE!!!
MOST ROMANTIC THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU? I was shot in the foot once...that was pretty romantic
HOW DO YOU CHARACTERIZE YOURSELF (HOPELESS ROMANTIC OR NON-ROMANTIC? Another one of these eh?
LOUDEST PERSON YOU KNOW: Definately Sam
CRAZIEST PERSON YOU KNOW: Me me me me me me!
SWEETEST PERSON YOU KNOW: My mother (aaawww!)
CUTEST PERSON YOU KNOW: Maria is cute as a button
WHAT'S THE LAST THING YOU SAID: "Just a minute!"
WHAT MUSIC ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? French Techno
WHEN YOU DIE, DO YOU WANNA BE BURIED OR BURNED INTO ASHES? I want to be eaten
THINGS YOU OBSESS OVER: Tea. Many can attest to that!
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DISNEY MOVIE? Quest for the Holy Grail you Gimboid!
WHO DO YOU THINK OF WHEN READING THIS QUOTE: "IF WITH EVERY THOUGHT OF YOU I'D GET A FLOWER, I COULD WALK IN MY GARDEN FOREVER"? I want to vomit
HOW LONG DID THIS LETTER TAKE YOU TO FINISH: A long bloody time
WHAT COLOR TOOTH BRUSH DO YOU USE? White. Is this really relevant?
WHATS A DEEP DARK SECRET THAT YOU COULD TELL? Why would I tell you my deepest darkest secret when everyone already knows it?
WHAT'S ONE THING THAT YOU HAVE DONE IN YOUR LIFE WOULD YOU LIKE TO UNDO? Breaking Maria. LOL!!!
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LETTER IN THE ALPHABET AND WHY? Zed, Because I can say it like that!
IF YOU HAD AN EXTRA SET OF EYES WHERE WOULD YOU PUT THEM? What do you mean "if"?
FAVORITE SONG: Perception by Cass and Slide
PERSON YOU'RE THINKING OF RIGHT NOW (HONESTLY): Sasha. If you don't know who Sasha is, too bad!
LAST TIME YOU SHOWERED: Just this morning. Ah, April Fresh!
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? A Muffin
WHAT'S THE WEIRDEST FIRST NAME YOU'VE EVER HEARD OF? LeShanka
IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?: I find this question silly and I refuse to answer in a conventional manner.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME BACKWARDS? Supercallousmeanandnastyrightwinglegislation
BRANDY OR MONICA: Who?
LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE: What's a phone?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WORD? assiduous
IF YOU COULD BE ANY PIECE OF OFFICE MATERIAL WHAT WOULD IT BE AND WHY? Another silly question!
IF YOU COULD BE STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR W/A WORLD LEADER WHO WOULD IT BE? The President of Burundi
IF YOU COULD BE ANY FRUIT WHAT WOULD YOU BE AND WHY? I'd be a banana because they are so very deadly.
IS SILENCE LOUD? What? I can't hear over the silence!
HAVE YOU EVER EXPERIENCED DEJA VU? Every bloody time I get another one of these assinine surveys
ANY LAST WORDS: Friends may come and go, but an amputation lasts forever
