"Have you ever noticed the way people's inteligence capibilities decline sharply the minute they start waving guns around?"
-The Doctor, "Horns of the Nimon"
"I say imagination is more important than knowledge"
-Albert Einsteine
"A good traveller has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving".
-Lao Tzu
"What is the one thing evil can not face, not ever? Itself."
-The Doctor, "Kinda"
"God does not play dice"
-Albert Einsteine
"You know, the very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common; they don't alter their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views, which can be very uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering."
-The Doctor, "The Face of Evil"
"Zip it, or I shall poke you in the eye with a trout!"
-Sammy Startin
"Your beloved husband-to-be, so anxious to be worthy of your love, drank a potion of quicksilver and sulfer, the elixir of eternal youth...and expired."
-Khan, "Marco Polo"
"We will be all powerful! Crush the lesser races! Conquer the Galaxy! Incredible power, unlimited rice pudding, etcetera etcetera."
-The Doctor, "Rememberance of the Daleks"
"No, impossible in this temperature. Besides, it's too warm."
-The Doctor, "The Keys of Marinus"
"Lies, ALL LIES!"
-Kari Allen
"Why? I'm not that intelligent of a peachpuff."
-Maria Foy
"Volunteers will be shot at the door!"
-Amrine
"The electrons are stuck in the chocolate chip cookie dough."
-Jim Kennedy
"I Don't Know, a novel by me."
-Kari Allen
"When the Revolution comes, bandwidth will be shot at the door!"
-Amrine
"He sat on your princess"
-Sandra Chestnut
"Here comes Ashley! Quick, Shove the quarters in the apple!"
-Andrea Marron
"Yes, I know. I read it on the, um, it starts with S...Itinerary!"
-Kari Allen
"What the hell am I supposed to do with a Trinidadian Dollar?"
-Wendy Wolfe
"Yes sir! Stories from back in the day when God really stomped on people. He smote 'em and smote 'em hard. He smote them so they stayed smitten."
-Garrison Keillor
"His spandex has reached critical mass! AHHHH!!!!"
-The Great Questioner
