Fun with Translators
Stuff tranlated into a bunch of different languages then back to English



Have you ever noticed the way people's intelligence capibilities decline sharply the minute they start waving guns around?
They have always the declination of the capacities of the intelligence of the person of the pointed way observe the conscientious principle, to swim where in order at the injection pump?


I ran up a hill and fell on a great metal fish
I made outpost of the part of the mount and fell in a great fish of the metal


My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful.
My dog does not have nose. How one feels? Terrible.


I stand in the shadow of an old tree, while the monkey dances naked
They are arrested in the color of old tree, while the luminous dances of the mallet to free fall


I can't find the car! Did Susan eat it or put it in the well?
I cannot find the automobiles! Susan has eaten it or she has inserted it in the socket?


That stupid dog will not stop flying around my mother and clawing her face
This stupid dog will not cease flying around my alignment and making the examiniation of the face sound recording


I do not think birds should be allowed to explode indoors
Task to what the birds must be assistants, not bursting in the center


Has the world gone mad? No, only the cold bits of Africa.
Was the world irritated? No, only in cold time the bit of Africa.


Go and boil your heads, sons of a silly person!
Their titles go, children cook for one person stupid!


It was more fun than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick!
It was more pleasures of that transformed how much in the eye with one it has equipped of employees sharp!
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