| There are a select few people in this world that have an eye and ear for real* news, but only one of each. Having only one eye eliminates the ability to see with perspective, and having only one ear eliminates the need for stereos and surround sound. All news stories here are therefore written by authors limited to wearing eye and ear or eye/ear patches (because they only have one eye and one ear or one eye/ear each). None the less, the news you will read here is not to be taken lighly. For some, it will act as an eye and ear or eye/ear opener to all the wonderful things out there on this planet named Earth. |
