National Board of Scholasticism Headquarters, Iowa--Committee unanimously decided to ban all lunch foods resembling penises on December 27. The decision was made when a student was apprehended holding a hot dog at his crotch making crude masturbatory gestures.
On December 5, young Russell Kingsly tried to impress his school chums by putting on a disgusting spectacle and obviously trying to undermine all administrative authority. As he gyrated his crotch, he sexily stroked the meat, arousing his school mates� attention. Within minutes the lunchroom monitors had also caught on and watched keenly, believing it to be a brilliant and magical display of masculinity.
However (comma) momentarily afterwards a passing teacher suggested that young Kingsly�s actions were more than just an innocent game. �Jigga what? That fucking perverted little sombitch! Man! What the fuck? I oughtta just kick his ass! Unh; unh, unh!� Her shouts fell on deaf ears because the lunchroom monitors were certainly mesmerized by that bastardfuck, Kingsly�s hypnotic gyrations. Tears could be spotted rolling down the supple cheeks of the deeply moved lunchroom monitors. One of the on looking children decided to interact with Kingsly by placing her girlish mouth onto the tip of the sweet, sweet, cylindrical meat.
Within minutes the entire lunchroom resembled a scene from a San Francisco bath house, with all kinds of debotchery and masochist acts. It was awesome. Super-Duper Intendant of the National board of Scholasticism, Denny Watts, thought differently, however, when he observed one of the many copies of the �Hot Dog Sex Tape.� The brilliant Denny Watts noted that hot dogs were the cause of this disgusting act of antischoolspiritism. Thus, he appointed a committee to meter the goodness of cylindrical meat products. You know the rest..The committee found several hundred more identical incidents in the first three schools it checked. Hmmmmmmmmmmm...YOU ARE GAY! |
