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| Revenge is a dish best eaten cold Peter Oughtibridge, one of the guys at work played a little practical joke on me tonight. He was passing through my department as I was having trouble starting a chemical pump. As he is at present attached to the lab I asked for his assistance. I explained my problem then left him to it. Some time later he staggered into our control room gasping for breath and apparently vomiting an awful looking bloody substance into his hands. Of course, like a complete pillock I fell for it and went into First Aider mode. He burst out laughing because he had been play acting and the stuff in his hands was the substance that had been blocking the pump...... So........We'll call that One Nil to Peter! Like the Israelis during the first Gulf War when they were being Scudded, "I reserve the right to retaliate at a time and place of MY Choosing...... Watch this space........ |
| Joke of the Week...... Adrian Gillen was walking into work when Peter Oughtibridge arrived on a new bicycle. Impressed he asked, "Where did you get this beautiful bike?" "Well" Peter says, "The other day I was walking through town when this georgeous blonde pulls up next to me, hops off this bike, rips all her clothes off and says 'Take what you want'." "Good choice Pete!" says Adrian. "Her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway!" |
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