Three plastic surgeons were having a drink after work one day.
 The first one says, "I did a face lift today.  It went really well and the patient will be really happy with it. 
 The second guy says, "Will you be well paid for it?"
"Of course!  I'm a Harley Street consultant and my patients are all millionaires"

 The second surgeon says, "I did a bit of thigh liposuction and a tummy tuck today.  I know my patient will be happy with the results.  I'll be paid well because I'm a Harley Street consultant and my patients are all millionaires"

 They both turn to the third guy and ask him how his day went.

 He says, "I did a highly unusual operation today.  I grafted a pair of Double D Boobs onto the back of a young man.
 The other two are shocked and ask if the guy was a millionaire.
"Not yet but he will be soon if his ass holds out!!"