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(UN) MASKING THE TRUTH
(The scene opens up inside an old, dimly lit costume shop. We see Scott "The Boy" Hellings walking amongst the various racks, pausing on occasion to briefly glance at something.)
HELLINGS-
"You know they have costumes for just about everything in here. So I figured I just had to come in here and check it out. I might as well, considering Creature
is so convinced I live here or something.
I must admit that I'm not entirely sure if Creature really understands me. And I'm not entirely sure I care. I can't be
bothered trying to understand what it's like to be inferior because I'm too busy succeeding. I think Creature needs to understand
that no one in the entire freakin' world gives a damn that he tapped out at Anything Goes. Well....possibly Belgium cares, but who cares what Belgium has to say?
Seriously, this is the best this organization has to offer me? A guy who doubts his own abilities? You're putting him up against me, THE Canadian Legend?
See his first big mistake was admitting that he has something to prove, because that just really says to me that he actually has everything to LOSE. But what do I have to lose?
I'm sure most people around here are like Creach and overlook me, purely because they haven't seen enough of me, or my greatness yet. Given that, are there likely many people
out there who expect me to beat Creature, a man who (for whatever reason) is a champion? I'm guessing that a lot of people subscribe to Creach's school of thought and are overlooking me. That's a big, BIG mistake though. Still, even though those same people would probably think beating Creature would be a huge deal, to me it means nothing! He'll just become the 3,247th opponent I've beat in my career and that's, well, about it. So I've got nothing to lose and nothing to gain really...but Creature? Well he has EVERYTHING to lose!
A man who is at risk of losing everything does not scare me. He'll have his doubts about his abilities, whether he wants to admit or not, and it will force him to fight desperately. Carelessly even. That's a bad idea when you're in any fight, but it is especially bad when you're facing me. It seems to me that he sure does talk a big game for a guy who submitted on his way to winning a championship. I know I'm quite cocky, but I can afford to be! Trust me, you'll see what I mean at BloodZone.
Besides, it's not being cocky if you go out there and prove to everyone that what you say is a cold, hard fact. And after I pin you for the three count that is what my words will become-a fact. I'm saying that I will go out there and beat you and once I do that, there can be no denying the fact that I am just that much better than you. So instead of being cocky, I'll just be stating indisputable facts.
So prepare to become just another fact Creach, another footnote on the path to my success."
(The Boy then pauses to look through a rack of various costumes.)
HELLINGS-
"They sure have lots of scary-looking costumes in here. The sad thing is I'm more intimidated by some of these costumes than I am of my opponent.
And why should I be? He just runs his mouth, acting all confident one second before doubting his abilities the next. And why, just because he tapped out in one match?
Big freakin' deal. The way he goes on about it, you'd think the world was ending. The more I hear Creature ramble on, the less I respect him. Heck, I think I even have more respect for these costumes than I do Creature. At least they don't say completely idiotic things about me which are simply not true.
I live my life like 'a blubbering idiot who thinks every day is Halloween?' Why? Because I wore hunting gear to go, you know, hunting? Oh and I suppose I wore a tuxedo a few weeks back...I guess that's considered playing dressup to Creature. Some of us like the finer things in life Creach. It doesn't really matter though because, correct me I'm wrong but...don't you wear a mask every single freakin' day of your life? How am I the one that is pretending it is Halloween every day? And you say I contradict myself? Well
evidently you haven't heard the pot-kettle argument before.
That's okay, I understand your ignorance and I will tolerate it. I'll tolerate it because I know soon enough I will shut you up for good after I have pinned you in the middle of that ring. Others have come before you and run their mouth like you have. They failed to beat me, just as you will too. I know it, you know it, the whole damn world knows it! Ignorance is perhaps your most
prevalent characteristic Creature. You say that 'eighteen years ago' I beat 'some loser for some RWW title?' First off, let me thank you for giving me such high praise. If you BOTHERED to read my bio on the roster page, you would know that
I am only 23-years-old, so to win the title eighteen years prior, would have made me but five years young when I was victorious. Evidently you must think I'm pretty special to assume I could win at such a young age. Or....maybe you're just an ignorant prick who doesn't know better.
Yeah, I'll go with the latter I think. And let me explain something to you-you only pretend to represent Rampage World Wrestling, but you know NOTHING about it! I WAS Rampage World Wrestling pal! And I didn't just hold 'some title,' I held the RWW Heavyweight Championship on two separate occasions. You can look it up if you don't believe me. So don't try to represent something and pretend as though you actually care about it without knowing some history first.
You talk about how I should respect you? Why? Give me one good reason! You were Rookie of the Year? That doesn't impress me, because you never had to beat ME at all last year! And, as we all know, I am the one and ONLY
UBERstar and, as such, the only guy that matters! So anyone you would have had to face last year would not have been 1/27 as good as me. I have no respect for you because
you have no respect for the very company, the entity that you pretend to represent. Now I may choose not to fight for NEW or RWW because I could care less which side wins. But I damn sure respect Rampage World Wrestling for everything that it once was, for everything that it gave me. You know, if I were going to fight for something, I'd make damn sure I believe in it, that I have a passion for it. I would also make damn sure that I respect its history. So don't you DARE
tell me that I need to respect you! Respect begets respect, so until you learn some, I certainly won't give you any. You see, you have it all wrong."
(The Boy stops abruptly and looks back and forth suddenly, as though something just zipped past him).
HELLINGS-
"Hey! What was that that just went by? Oh, I believe it was the point Creature. And it just passed you by. You seem a little confused as to what exactly I was trying to tell you before, so let me fill you in. According to you,
I said something about you 'being an overrated, incompetent loser who at the same time can take care of himself in the ring and has had a great year but also will be crushed by' me 'in a defeat that will bury' you 'and do nothing to elevate' myself. First off, let me introduce you to the world of run-on
sentences. Second, in case you didn't get it, I was actually giving you props...somewhat. I was trying to say that, I agree with you, that you are the best competitor I will have faced here to date. But, at the same time, beating you will actually do nothing for me personally, because I know that I am already the Marquee Player, the Franchise Saviour, and the Number One Money Maker!
I've been to the dance a few times before and I have definitely made a name for myself. So no matter what anyone says, I know that a win over you really means nothing. You can call me an idiot all you want, but the fact remains that I am better than you. Maybe you don't want to admit it, but it is the truth Creach. Once you understand that, life will become much easier for you. I tried to respect you, but the more you talk, the less respect I have for you. All you have done is convince me that you're an idiot.
Don't tell me I have never faced anyone like you before, because I have. I think I've already established that you don't know a damn thing about me,
so don't act as though you somehow know my life story. If you did, then surely you would know all about my championship reign in Rampage World Wrestling. When I say that I understand you, that I'm in your head, what I'm really saying is that I have seen many people in your situation before. Yes, I've seen countless others rise to the top of a company
very quickly-perhaps too quickly-and I know from my own experiences that it can be difficult to cope with it. I should know, I have been there myself. So yes, I feel as though I understand you. Or rather, I understand the situation you are in, I understand where you're coming from. I certainly don't always understand the words coming out of your mouth. You just don't pay attention to what it is you are actually saying. You refer to me as being 'completely self-contradicting,' yet you do the same thing yourself.
It's true! First you tell me that I have never faced anyone like you before, but then you say 'I won't claim to understand you or to have seen your type before.' If you're not going to say you understand me, then how could you possibly know
if I have ever faced anyone like you before? And why do you act as though you are so superior to me and then describe me losing to you
as a 'great shame?' If you're such a fierce competitor, why would I be ashamed of losing to you Creach? You see I think it's high time someone around here shut you the hell up. By the way, what that really the best (making quotation marks with his fingers) 'insult' you could throw at me-to say
that I was 'clutching that weak little gun...like it was' my 'lover's phallic.' Gay jokes: the last refuge of the damned. PS: it should be phallus not phallic. If you're gonna insult someone, at least do it properly.
Whether you want to admit it or not, you know that
I will take you out, you know that you cannot beat me. What a joke it will be to see the newly crowned champion go down in defeat. You humiliation will only be exacerbated by the fact you'll be battling against me, The Nielsen's Favourite Son! Millions around the world will watch you suffer Creature! But then again, you being a champion at all
is a joke, isn't it? The only problem is no one seems to be laughing. I know you like to believe this year will be bring you even more success...but it's not going to work out that way. Not when you're up against me anyway. I'm sorry if it sounds harsh, but that's what I do-I'm a Dream Crusher! You know, I guess I just have a problem taking anyone who calls themself 'The Fist' seriously. Honestly, what is that? Now I won't pretend that I know the exact lineage of your nickname...because I don't. You're not worth my time anyway. All I know is that it sounds pretty stupid. (In a bad impression of Creature). Oh, look at me! I'm The Fist! Please! I'm sure you think my nickname sounds stupid too, but it does have a meaning behind it. Not that I expect YOU to know anything about that. You know what? If we can start naming ourselves after random body parts, then I have a HUGE announcement to make. (Clears throat). Ladies and gentlemen, I would officially like
to declare myself...The Elbow. What a huge match up this will be: Elbow vs. Fist! Let's just hope that nasty Arm doesn't try to get between us, huh? So you can bring that fist of yours and, heck, I'll let you call for reinforcements so you can bring all the rest of you too! Because you're gonna need all the help you can get."
(Once again The Boy looks through a rack of costumes).
HELLINGS-
"You know they have just about everything here, yet they don't have anything to make you look like a winner. Because you just can't pretend to be better than you are; sooner or later
everyone is going to realize you're not as good as you say you are. And that's what you're trying to do Creach, you're trying to pretend you're someone you really are not. You are trying to pretend
that you are some sort of great champion, that you're somehow superior to all those around you. But that's simply not true, is it? Even you yourself have had doubts about your own abilities lately. Me?
I feel pretty damn confident in what I am capable of. Then again, I didn't tap out at Anything Goes. It doesn't really matter though, does it? I'm tired of playing words games with you Creach. But more than anything I'm just plain sick and tired of hearing
you at all. All my fans, all The Boy Scouts, out there deserve a champion who is so much better than that. Unfortunately, our match this week is a non-title affair. I bet you requested that stipulation too, afraid that I might take the belt away from you,
exposing you as the fraud you really are. Or maybe you just got lucky this week. It doesn't matter though, because all this talk about costumes, about contradictions, about nicknames or whatever else you want to place under a microscope doesn't really matter! All that matters is what happens in that ring.
You seem to think
as though I'm just going to lie down and die in that ring Creature. Maybe, just maybe, if you wish upon a falling star you might see that dream come true. Otherwise, it's looking pretty likely that I'm going to go in there and I am going to beat you. That's all there is to it. I can say that with confidence too, because I know just how good I am. See, unlike you I don't need people to tell me when I'm doing something wrong-which is almost never-or when I'm doing something right. I don't need
people to tell me I'm going to win my matches because I know I will! This week will be no different than any other. Creature, prepare to lose. I will not be intimidated, nor will I suffer defeat. Now you can go on and continue to analyze every single word I say or question why I supposedly love to wear costumes...or you can shut up and wrestle. You can show up at BloodZone and you can do your best to put me away. One thing is for sure-you cannot overlook me. You will be my message to everyone else in NEW/RWW, a message that lets everyone know that I am every bit as good as I say I am. Start mentally preparing for the defeat now to save yourself time. Trust me, you WILL taste defeat this week. I don't need costumes, I don't need excuses, all I need is to go in there and earn yet another victory. Know now that I will defeat you, I will humiliate you. Why? Because I want to, because I can!"
(The Boy stares intently into the camera for a few moments before the scene finally fades to black.)
  
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