However, be warned that these stories are not for young children and those who take offense to vulgar language and sexual references. Please read at your own disgression.
| How Kail the Destroyer Stole Christmas | The first, and still my personal favorite, Kail takes Dr. Suess' famous "How the Grinch stole Christmas" and warps it into an FR classic. I never would have expected Kail to come up with such a masterpiece, but he seems to delight in surprising people. |
| A Christmas Kail | Another classic, this time Kail takes on Dicken's "A Christmas Carol" and let's us see a different kind of Scrouge who's not afraid of the three ghosts. |
| Jesse the Coonass | The Bobfather, who played the late Jesse 'Dimond Dawg' Rombou, wrote this short little song about his character, played to the tune of Frosty. I'm sure the animation for this one would have turned out very interesting if Fox had taken this story in first. |
| Travis the Red-neck Reindeer | Neutron's little-known character Travis, the FR redneck, get's his own little tune, though not quite as flattering as some of the others. |
| 'Twas the Night Before Christmas | Featuring the GM siblings of the FR, Maq appears quite upset when her older brother Neutron kills Santa and his eight tiny reindeer. Always one to think on her feet, Maq makes Neutron pay for his crime in this short but sweet christmas classic. |
| Ebenezer Screw | Christmas 2002 got off to a great start when Kail released that year's Christmas Carol. This time around, Cross and Flux, starring in Crazy Eddie's warped porno-remake of this Dickens' classic get an unexpected visitor during the shoot. |