Neutron
I'd suggest the cheese
Wed Dec 26 02:03:13 2001

You know Kail, and Jesse,
and Charlie, and Seven,
Pyre, and Ender,
and Axel, and Luccian,

Oh, but do you recall,
The most famous reindeer of all...

Travis, the rednecked reindeer,
Had a very off-beat tounge,
And if you ever heard it,
You would feel the need to run.

All of the other reindeer,
Used to laugh and call him "hick",
They didn't like poor Travis,
They told him to suck a... fish.

But then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Neutron came to say,
"Travis, with your eyes so bright,
Won't you be of help tonight?"

Then all the reindeer booed him.
One of them, he threw a punch.
"Travis, you god damn redneck,
You should just be Jumpy's lunch!"