Chris... I think you started a trend...
Wed Dec 5 18:33:50 2001
NRP: Yeah... I know this is lame. Send all hate mail to the e-mail above...
Jesse the Coonass was a jolly happy soul
With a pack o' Cools and some cash, Bling Bling
and lot's'a 'splosive toys.
Jesse the Coonass worked in the Mafia they say
He blew up things with 'splosive rings
and that's how he got paid each day
There must have been some magic in that
old gauntlet he wore
'Cause just like David Copperfield
He could get around locked doors
Oh
Jesse the Coonass
was alive as he could be
He quit the alcohol and the social brawls
And now he gets paid like you and me
Boomity Boom Boom
Boomity Boom Boom
Look at Jesse go
Boomity Boom Boom
Boomity Boom Boom
'cause his writer, Bob, s'gotta 'fro.
Jesse the Coonass
knew the fight was hot that day
So he said
"Y'all run and let me have some fun
before y'all get blown away"
Down to the village
with some nitro in his hand
Running here and there all around the square saying
AHAHAHAHAHA BOOOM CRASH BANG... BAM
He walked right down the streets of town
right to the traffic cop
And he only paused a moment when
he heard him holler "Stop!"
For Jesse the Coonass
had to hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye saying
"Don't you cry
Your Kail shirt's'r on Lay-A-Way."
Boomity Boom Boom
Boomity Boom Boom
Look at Jesse go
Boomity Boom Boom
Boomity Boom Boom
'cause his writer, Bob, s'gotta 'fro.
