The Southwester
October 2006 Music Review - Weird Al is in the Hizzouse Once Again
March 2007 Theatre Review - "Nickel and Dimed": Looking for Meaning in the Menial
Clinically Cynical
Fall Term 2005
September - How I Spent Bush's Summer Vacation - Not technically published under the Clinically Cynical banner, but only because it was the first issue we put out and didn't have everything running smoothly yet.
October - A Bittersweet Crow Diet
November - Geneva Absolute - Anyone who's beaten Final Fantasy VII knows where the title came from.
December - If Cowards Cut and Run, Then Chicken Hawks Never Show Up - God, how I hate that title. I wish I had thought of something better; but, them's the breaks.
Winter Term 2006
January - Looking Backward, Forward, and Bewildered
February - Amphetamine of the Masses
March - Third Time's The Harm: A Look Back at Iraq
Spring Term 2006
April - "All-Knowing Being Changes His Mind. Film at Eleven."
May - Holy Matrimony, Batman!
June - Vietnow? The only one without an accompanying cartoon. My well of inspiration had run dry, and I was busy trying to get packed up to go home early.
Summer Issue: August - Israel is Real, But Has Hezbollah Bollocks? Written from a distance with no scanner at my disposal, this also doesn't have a cartoon.
Fall 2006
October - God Forbid
October (2nd issue) - Vote and/or Die Live in Regret - Someone was negligent when copyediting this article, and the fuck-word actually went into the paper without being asterisked out!
November - Dem's the Breaks
December - Kramerica's Macacatastrophe? - You might want to click the accompanying cartoon to get a better look at it; it's a tad pixelated.
Winter 2007
January - When Justice Just Isn't
February - "You Mean There Are Intelligent Black People?"
March - An End to Persian Aspersion - I should note this was written before the British/Iranian hostage crisis.
Spring 2007
Miscellaneous Coverage
Across the Universe, Across Campus - An Astronomy lecture write-up with a bitchin' cartoon accompaniment.
Unused Pieces
Star Wars: Episode III Review - I wrote this back in May 2005, but it ended up not being used, for reasons I'm still not sure of. There are some spoilers, for the minority who haven't seen it yet.
They Don't Need No Education, They Could Use Some Self-Control" - A rant about Math and Skills Day, or whatever it was called, on campus. Not used in the first Spring 2005 issue for liability reasons that will become obvious when you read it.
