Game-Date: January 25th, 1861 Issue 7 World-Date: September 25th, 2003
SHAUN FROST IS NAMED VICE PRESIDENT
President Mathena has again "reached across the aisle" and has chosen Presidential candidate Shaun Frost to serve as our Vice President. In the first Cabinet meeting, Mr Frost was immediately called on to perform a crucial role for the President. < 2 lines deleted due to sensitive nature >. The Vice President had this to say:  "When I was approached by President Mathena for the post of Vice President of the United States of America, I realized that the President was a very smart man. He has given senior posts to both the Truculent Party and the Son’s of Freedom. This has helped bring the nation together as a unified group and I will do my part to support the  President and his policies. I feel he has put together a cabinet that can accomplish the tasks put before them and together we will do all in our power to succeed in the future conflict. I am again happy to be part of President Mathena’s team and am excited about our future." 

Jim Chafield
JIM VOEGE NAMED SECRETARY OF WAR!
After a grilling hearing before the Senate, Jim Voege was unanimously accepted as our new Secretary of War. The UPP and the Sons of Freedom had some concerns which Mister Voege was well prepared to answer. At the onset of the hearing, President Mathena introduced his choice with these words: Esteemed members of Congress, It is incumbent upon me to write a letter of recommendation for my choice as Secretary of War. As I have chosen Mr. Jim Voege, this becomes one of the easiest tasks that I have ever been asked to perform. Mr. Voege is not  only one of the most talented military strategists in our nation's service, but one of the most respected, as well. He possesses that essential blend of creativity and inspiration necessary to conceive of ideas and the kinetic ability to make them come to fruition. Mr. Voege also makes a conscious effort to stay far ahead of the learning curve in the ways of war--a science in which the technology is ever-changing. His manner is such that he will leave no directive left unsaid, no question left unasked, and no job left undone. Mr. Voege's  level of devotion and dedication to his craft is equaled only by the degree of excellence he brings to all of his projects. In short-- he is a true professional. Therefore, I sincerely urge you gentlemen, as representatives of the people--and especially the soldiers and sailors from your respective states whom he will direct --to heartily endorse and approve my selection of Mr. Jim Voege as our Secretary of War. 

Respectfully submitted, 
Pres. S. Mathena
A Day On The trail 
With Cockeyed Charlie
It is not often that a man can say he is payed to go out and have fun but I was recently given that opportunity by my employer "The North Star". I was handed the assignment to go spend a day with one Charlie Parkhurst better known as Cockeyed Charlie to his fellow stagecoach drivers. 
I traveled last week to Santa Cruz were I was to catch a Pioneer Line stage that was heading to Sacramento to take Governor Behler to San Jose were he would be meeting with possible Railroad investors. I arrived in Santa Cruz and found the Pioneer lines building. I asked were could a man find him the best danged stage driver around these parts and I was told Cockeyed Charlie is who you want and was directed to the stables were I was told to look for the man with the patch on his eye. I entered the barn and there stood a man of medium height, broad-shouldered, and beardless. A patch over one eye was evidence of an encounter with a horse that obviously didn’t realize who it was dealing with; but the other gray eye, sharp as a hawk’s, squinted out from under a battered hat that shaded a leathery, brown face. The man looked up and asked "what da ya need stranger". Charlie’s voice was rather sharp and high-pitched, but I had 
been told he could hold his own with other men he smoked cigars, chewed tobacco, and drank whiskey. Charlie was even known to throw some dice and play cards on occasion as I can attest he is very good (I lost two flasks of my best bourbon and 3 cigars before we even left). The coach was brought out and Cockeyed mounted the four rather large horses to it. He jumped upp into the driver seat and said "Ida ya gettin on up we dont have all day". I told him, "Up there with you isnt it dangerous"? Charlie exclaimed "in more than twenty years no highwayman had dared to hold up a stagecoach with Charlie Parkhurst on the box, for the first two who tried it had been shot dead in their tracks." I scurried to get up in "the box", as Charlie called it for fear I would find myself next to the highwaymen who dared mess with him. As the day wore on Charlie’s route out of Los Gatos went by way of Lexington, where we stopped to undoubtedly refresh ourselves at Sarah Paddock’s Lexington House before the perilous ordeal ahead. Two horses were added to the four-horse team for the long haul up to the summit. Avoiding the toll gate to Mountain Charley Road at Patchen, the stagecoach proceeded straight ahead up to the   Schultheis ranch, then turned southeast down the ridge to pick up the Soquel Road leading to the coast.Charlie told me of accidents which weren't uncommon on the narrow mountain roads. Coaches get blown off the road during winter storms, dragged by runaway teams, forcing the passengers to jump for their lives, and horses are spooked by wild pigs running across their path. But the passengers and mail always got through to Santa Cruz while Charlie is at the reigns. Late the next day we arrived in Sacramento with the Governor waiting at the station He asked me "Ida got any of your good whiskey with ya". I looked at Cockeyed who had a big two dollar whore grin and "said why dont you ask him". They both looked at me and laughed hysterically I then knew I had been had. This writer has to say a ride with Cockeyed Charlie is a ride you will not soon forget. Just My Two Cents! 

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