Game-Date: January 20th, 1861 Issue 6 World-Date: September 16th, 2003
WILLIAMS ISSUES ANTI-SLAVERY TIRADE AS HE ACCEPTS NEW YORK GOVERNORSHIP
Newly elected New York Governor Carl Williams last night used an acceptance rally in the heart of the city to issue a call for the immediate abolition of Slavery within the Union. Governor Williams addressed a crowd of several thousand eager New Yorkers on a crisp, clear night in the white glare of a full moon. UPP banners and national flags rippled in the night breeze as he spoke.
 "People of New York, I stand before you tonight humbled by your generosity and kindness in electing me to this post. Rest assured that I will fulfill the commitments I have made to you to preserve our great Union intact, and represent the citizens of this great city in Congress.
"New York is a great city," Governor Williams continued. "Its people, like almost all those of the Union, are of humble demeanour and compas-
sionate nature. However, there are unfortunately some few still left here in the North who seem determined both to stand in the way of progress and reform and even to offer a measure of succor to our misguided enemies in the South. These few individuals are unfortunately hellbent in preventing the reform of law and morality in this great country, and specifically in preventing the final abolition of the great evil of Slavery."
The crowd seemed quiet, with only a few lone cheers greeting the statement. All seemed on tenterhooks waiting for the imminent announcement.
"Because of this opposition to reform," the Governor continued, "I believe there is only one recourse. On the first day of Congressional opening I will be pressing President Mathena to adopt a newly drafted Bill calling for the immediate,
unilateral, Union-wide emancipation of all Slaves in perpetuity and the abolition of the institution of Slavery. In short, an Emancipation Act."
The crowd began to cheer this bold call for reform, and many hats were thrown into the air as New Yorkers showed their exuberance to match that of their newly elected Governor.
"This will show the clearest difference between the Union and the Rebels - a difference of morals, and conviction. And that those who stand in in the way of that conviction will be consigned to where they belong - the trashbin of history!" Intemperate language perhaps, but a sign that here is a Governor whose views will loom large in the politics of the Union henceforth.

by C. Williams
Massamore Wins Ohio Jim Chafield
Wins Oregon
In Absentia
As he stood on the capitol steps in Columbus, new Governor of Ohio, David "Eagle" Massa-more couldn't help but to think about the war clouds that are forming over his homestate, Kentucky. As he rose to accept his new position, Massamore pointed south and told the cheering crowd "We as a nation have a n obligation to the Constitution to make sure that our nation is not torn apart by a minority whose interests are not those of the majority. As many of you know, my native Kentucky has been em -broiled in an internal conflict with men who want to rip our country apart. Yet, we must always remember the loud voices are not what counts, its the many quiet voices of the silent majority we represent. Hopefully, cooler heads can prevail and conflict avoided. If not , know that Ohio will lead the way in fielding an army needed to preserve oue beloved nation and Constitution." The swearing in ceremony was attended by thou-sands who remained after for the ceremonial ball .

by David Massamore
Governor Jim Chafield of Oregon was still on the campaign trail when the vote was counted. It is hoped that someone will let him know he is Governor when he returns. Chafield's laundry list of campaign promises include:

1.) Admission of Oregon into the Union.

2.) Amusement Park to increase State Revenues

3.) Annexing the bordering Republic of Astoria.

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153.) Telegraph Sex Tax.
by J. Chafield

Behler in Sacramento
Governor Elect Behler Arrives In Sacramento A stage arrived at noon in Sacramento today carrying Governor elect Behler and his charming wife Jewell to a crowd of UPP members waving flags to show their support. As Governor Behler stood at the podium he thanked his many supporters and promised a united California would build our dreams of today into the California of tomorrow. Governor Behler told the crowd of a his dreams of a rail line stretching from New York to California and announced at that very moment there were explorers searching for the best path to make this dream a reality. Submitted

by, I. Dahoe
"Western Reporter"
AKA Eric Behler
Sporadic Fighting in Missouri
Across Missouri, there were reports of sporadic fighting among northern and southern sympathizer. One male in Jefferson City was hospitalized when a southern supporter on horseback rode by and hit the victim in the head with a saber. The man, reported to be a distant relative of Governor Rice, is in stable condition. The assailant, rumored to be Jesse James—a transient from the southern part of the state, escaped local militia. The word is that Governor Ingram-the shadow government leader to the confederacy, has employed the goon. This among other incidents, was commonplace around the state during voting. Governor Ben Rice, has vowed to give no quarter to any civil disobedience and will jail any persons causing problems. The Gratiot Street Prison, in St. Louis, has been expanded for any influx of criminal activity. Governor Rice stated that all militias are expected to report their current strength and request for needed equipment. Rice is expected to send a number of units to federal control to support the Mathena administration in the current crisis. During his victory speech, Rice praised local Rick Wollmarker on for his support. Wollmarker is the Public Affairs Assistant to the Union Preservation Party. Rice urged the citizens to read the North Star - a newspaper published by the UPP. The journal is a fine source of the happenings within our state and our country. As Rice continued his explanation into a report that he is a puppet of the UPP, a citizen through horse dung at the governor. This is the second incident where our state leader was pummeled by horse droppings. During voting, Rice was struck by a passing southern supporter with horse dung. As Rice was escorted from the voting booth, he was quoted as saying "Well, that is the only thing these hoodlums can sling!!". In another incident, Jefferson City reported strikes at the local shoe manufacturing facility. The mayor, who is a UPP supporter, has requested militia to put down the strike. As war is imminent, the state of Missouri - among the rest of the country, is showing all the signs of a showdown between the southern secessionists and the northern loyalists. The only bright spot is the leadership of Steve Mathena and the rest of the incoming leaders of our government. It will be on there shoulders to weather this crisis. Hopefully, a peaceful resolution will be found, the clouds of war are on the horizon.

By Ben Rice
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