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Crystalline_ Wondercow Home Page |
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Why Humans Are Sick |
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Reasons why I, Voksnel, hate you puny mortals as much as I do . . .
A few pages offering my disgust towards all Earthlings (except the wise Cheezy_Goodness) |
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The Pic Page
Artwork by pathetic mortals like you! |
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Reason #:
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Reason #:
1, 2, or 3 |
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The Summer of Voksnel and His Rise to Power |
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If you know of any other good reasons why humans are sick, e-mail them to me, Voksnel, at our site address [email protected], and I might just be gracious enough to post it here . . . |
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E-Mails of Frenetic Death |
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REASON #1 |
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Why Humans Are Sick |
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This reason is simply a sheerly disgusting quality that humans share, and I have made it into a poem. |
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The Cow Archives of Doom |
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A conversation between Cheezy_Goodness and . . . muffin... |
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The Anti-Ode to the Human Race
Horrible subunit,
You annoy me like an ulcer.
You are my liver,
Disgusting and full of chicken skin.
You are a foot
Being eaten away by bile.
You disgust me like a toe clipper
With someone else's clippings inside!
Your are an eyelash
Full of crusties!
And a jugular vein
That has been ripped open!
You are athlete's foot
Without tinactin.
You are a runny nose
With runny snot! |
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"HOW IT REALLY HAPPENED"
Stories from the Source |
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The Grand LINKS Page
(Snel's & C_G's favorite links) |
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-Written by Voksnel and Dark_Skywalker |
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Reason #:
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