| March 23, Welcome to the new "hybrid" site between voksnel and me. After I started my own website, it really didn't stay together, mostly because I didn't have anyone yelling at my to update it, (actually, all my freinds were yelling at me to update, all 3 of them...) But now, the crystalline wondercow will soon bask in the glory of a thousand...gold-plated... pie crusts.... |
| March 26 Wow...still not that much on the site...but that will soon change AND YOU WILL BOW TO THE AWSOME POWER OF COW!!!! Oh, and I've got to talk to Voksnel about changing the front page....and i'm currentely trying to get a forum, so if anybody knows how to get one, mail me |
| March @& (that's 27 for you non shift users...) What do you mean better? That would be impossible. I WILL NOT BE TURNED INTO SPAM!! IT"S NOT REAL MEAT!! Sorry, it's that old wizard voksnel was talking about. AND IT'S C_G IF YOU WANT TO ABBREVIATE MY NAME. Slacker...at least I have a real bio.... |
| April @ HOW DARE YOU CORRECT MY GRAMMATICAL ERRORS!! The lower-case s in slackers was just to insinuate the unimponderable fact that I, cheezy_goodness, AM THE BIGGEST HYPOCRITE IN TOWN... NO......THE STATE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. Take that, Wisconson. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! YOU CHANGE THE COLOR!!! IT'S ...............OFF-WHITE. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! |
| APRIL ^TH wELL....FOR SOME REASON MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS ON THE FRITZ...SO.....ANYWAY.. bow to the power of cow...IT JUST DOESN'T WORK WITH LOWER CASE....ahhhhhhhh....STOPIT....noooooo. There, i fixed it. Sisyphus and I made a caption contest. Enjoy. |
| April * Well....I added the guest book..still not much...we'll get more... I hope... I'm so sorry... |
| May !) Well.. we did some updating, and we added a links page, so for all of our psycho-stalkers, you can be more like us by going to our favorite web sites. And now, a song... *bum bum bum* stan, stan, the lavatory man... |
| May !@ I added absolutly nothing, I updated nothing. All I did was add this picture of a llama. Dat's all. |
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| Sep. )! Um....Yeah, so I was an you primative "Yah-Hoo" or whatever you call it... I met death...nice guy, tiny bit rash, but hey, I share a site with Snel, so... yeah, about him. Hoy would you you like it if CHEEZY_GOODNESS colored his name? Pretty stupid, huh? Or.... mabye just pretty...no... Oh yeah! hold your mouse over the llama______________ Yeah, there's stuff like that all over \ the site, keep your eyes peeled (?) V |
| Sep* HAHA using latest telaportation technology, I have found out what really happened to dinosaurs. On another note- we will be adding new e-mail card to the site, so you can show all your puny human friends...wait...that seema like something voksnel would say...ok, your hotdogs of balvarian decent to the manipulation of spam farmers on the frosty side of an immoral weasel of jupiter...yes that's more like it... |
| March 24 Valkommen . . . to the ALL-NEW NEVER BEFORE BEEN PURDY-DARN-COOL "web" site. Be amazed, for you ought to be. We may not be Elvis, but who the heck wants to be Elvis anyway? Yes, pathetic mortal, bow down to Voksnel! Bwahahahaha! Oh, Cheezy_Goodness wishes me to stop taunting our guests . . . Bye. |
| March 27 HOLY MUGILLICUDDY! MY NAME IS NOT STEPHEN!! Wait--you already knew that . . . I am not amused by your powers of doom, old man, they do not compare to true wonderbeef . . . . Oh, sorry, I was just yelling at an old wizard who wants to cast an evil blight of mad cow disease on the website. What's a forum, CG? |
| Day After April Fools' Day (April 2) Ello. I love you all. DAY AFTER APRIL FOOLS! Ha--got you that time, aye? Yes I did; don't lie to Voksnel. He won't lie to you, unless his life is on the line. Yeah, then he'd lie. He'd lie big, too. Hey C_G, we should add a Guestbook. That's cap. G, like your "S." |
| April 10 OHMIGOSH! <--That was wierd. HEY CHEEZY_GOODNESS, I'M UPDATING! BETTER BE HAPPY SMIT-TIKKET! And all the rest of you as well . . . or ELSE I'll smite you with the awe-striking power of wonderbeef, taken from our very own Crystalline_Wondercow... Goo-ba. |
| April 23 Today is the day of the downfall of your puny "Earth!" WE WILL SOON RULE ALL!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Okay, so maybe not... Did you know Spam can be eaten unheated?!? I love it . . . Spam is a wonderful invention . . . and one of the FEW that "humans" have come up with . . . I bide my time, mortals . . . |
| April 30 (last day in April . . .) WAHOO! LAST DAY IN APRIL!! And I know you're all so excited. Well, perhaps not because it is the last day in April, but because a HUGE new addition is coming to the site . . . SO STAY TUNED!! How exciting . . . well, C_G and I will be hard at work on the mega-up-date-fullness, so remain loyal and patient. |
| May 10 . . . I love Gir. Anywho, the Cow is growing. It feasts upon the demented creativity of our souls . . . ooo pretty. YOU, pathetic mortals, WILL VISIT our new updates. Try our new link above and download your own Invader Zim episodes -- free. Yes, you like that, don't you? . . . And check out the Gir on the right of the page. . . |
| May 11 (Mother's Day) You know, Seven didn't really eat Nine. Nay, for Seven is too good for that. It commanded six to eat nine. Six is actually afraid of Seven because Seven made Six eat Nine. Ha. Bet you didn't guess that. YOU, mortals, are lucky to have the knowledge of I, VOKSNEL, soon-to-be co-ruler of the world. . . . heh . . . nevermind. |
| May 21 Llamas are very overrated, have I ever told you that, C_G? Because they are. Gir, on the other hand, can't be beat. Neither can Jhonen Vasquez -- inventor of Invader Zim and many fascinating comics like Squee. This commercial was made possible in part by a grant from McKellogg's, and by the financial support of viewers like you . . . |
| August 22 Cower in fear, insignificant mortals, for it is I, Voksnel, and I am back! Yesss, creatures of darkness, and NOW there is ever the MORE reason to fear me, for I have gained a new, awe-inspiring power. To know more, Earth larva, stay tuned for my newest update: The Summer of Voksnel and His Rise to Power. So long. |
| September 7 Mwahahahahaha... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Finally, the "How It Really Happened" page is opened and begun. Our first report is on the origin of Santa and commercialized Christmas, and was compiled by none other than I, Voksnel, who does indeed think that a dark red name is cool. Visit the new megaupdate and be amazed. Signing out- |
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