| Reason #2 |
| Humans truly are sick. Look at the television they watch, the music they listen to, and how they reflect these influences, and you start to get the idea. "Jon, do you know that I love you?" "Yes, love, and I love you too." Jon and Cortnie hang out and do things that should not be done except between two creatures who truly love each other. They give each other little secret looks from under their eyebrows, they converse on the phone for more hours than are healthy, they drive to the beach after dark and whisper sweet things and look into each other and kiss, and Jon is in a state of fully saturated bliss. The next week Jon receives a little electronic message of 0's and 1's decoded into Courier font type or some other cheap font in his Inbox, and he hurriedly reads it, excited beyond normal mortal capacity because it is from Cortnie, his "love." He pours over the decoded content only to discover that Cortnie has dumped Jon in the mud and muck and has gone off to live and laugh wilst poor, pathetic Jon struggles to regain some sense of existence. Jon will probably go on to try to forget about Cortnie and find some other human creature to "be with." Both of the characters are eternally scarred. This is how you disgusting mortals live. It amazes me that you do not even tend to attempt straying from such extremely inhumane ways of dealing with what you humans call "feelings." You are barbaric. It would make sense to at least speak to each other, rather than showing your un-care with mere collaborated pixels! In my home city of Miklok on Xernok we have what we call Ablamasheens, machines like collapsable hovering screens that can be used to communicate with others while talking to a live recording of their face. You have telephones. If you must convey a message of any importance to someone, especially if you need to tell them in that moment of existence and not later when you might actually see them, and especially if the message may impact the recipient's sacred sense of emotion, for the sake of the rebellion at least use the phone! This imaginary scenario between Jon and Cortnie illustrates that human Earth-larva are actually capable of good. Humans can acheive good through a sacred and often hallowed tool known most commonly on Earth as "love," a presence with many names in the Xernokin tongue. However, not nearly enough humans take advantage of this most powerful, holy, and over-abundant weapon of selective destruction. And this, this is why humans are truly sick. |
| -this Reason Why Humans Are Sick was brought to you entirely by the mind of Voksnel |
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