muffin: I love squee
muffin: I own all the squees!
me: sure, and i'm a muffin
me: really, i am
me: a bran muffin
me: really
muffin: In the big book thingy with him on the front saying he'll die if you don't buy him
muffin2006: o.
muffin: ...
me: well, now you don't have to worry about him dying
me: a muffin
me: really
muffin: Bluecheese muffins, never had one, do they excist?
muffin: oh
muffin: Ewwwww
muffin: Bran ...
me: ....
me: shut up! bran is healthy!!!
muffin: Oh man, dieing is fun!
me: look who's the muffin now!!!
me: stupid dying muffin!!!
mee: you didn't eat enough bran!!!
muffin: Darn dots...
muffin: It is still weird and tastes like cardboard with weatgerm
me: stupid muffin
me: go bake something
me: like your poison bleucheeze muffins
muffin: Yeah?! you don't eat enough mufffins period! poo
me: YOU DON'T LIKE BRAN!!!!
me: what now, muffin?
muffin: Only fatal if the person is of 45% muffin content
me: you are a muffin!!!
me: BRAN IS THE FROOD OF THE GODS!!!
me: frood?
me: i meant food
me: see what you did to me, muffin?
muffin: eep...
muffin: ...
muffin: Frodo!
muffin: haha
me: you shall suffer
me: you shall all suffer
me: MUHHAHAHAHA
muffin: if it was the will of the gods, than eat bran
muffin: eep....
me: you anger the gods
me: DEATH TO THE MUFFIN QUEEN!!!!!
muffin: thats.... different.....
me: KILL THE MUFFIN!!!!!
muffin: lol
me: KILL THE MUFFIN!!!!!
muffin: You can't kill the bluecheese! It will never die! MWAHAHA!
me: My the gods smite you for your muffin-realated blasphemy
me: I CONDEM YOU TO HELL MUFFIN!!!!
me: ....
me: did i say that?
muffin: ok!
muffin: Oh! I heard its warm down there this time of year
me: YES, ANGERER OF THE GODS!!!
me: VERY WARM
me: HOT, SOME MIGHT SAY
muffin: haha
muffin: Even if I die the muffins will live on!!
muffin: ....
me: goodbye, muffin