How It Really
Happened
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Using our superior intellect, Cheezy_Goodness and Voksnel have delved into the great mysteries of our time and uncovered secrets that no puny Earth mortal has come up with yet.  How DID the dinosurs die?  Do those presents under your tree ACTUALLY come from a fat guy in a red suit?  AND IS THERE A CONNECTION BETWEEN TRUE HAPPINESS AND SPAM?!?  You will soon know . . .
The Summer of Voksnel and His Rise to Power
E-Mails of Frenetic Death
The Grand List of
TRUE FACTOIDS
Why Humans Are Sick
The Cow Archives of Doom
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Christmas: What is it REALLY? Are those presents actually presents or mind control devices?  And who is Santa Clause?  You'll soon know . . .
A conversation between Cheezy_Goodness and . . . muffin...
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Dinosaurs, the final frontier...but not really, see why not and other true-but-really-hard-to-understand-but-funny-to-read things HERE!!!
"HOW IT REALLY HAPPENED"
Stories from the Source
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(Snel's & C_G's favorite links)
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