E-Mail I: "wow"
(our first e-mail)
We apologize extremely for this backround colour.  We understand that this colour tone may cause sickly feelings and notions of Death (sorry that was Voksnel), but this was the backround of her e-mail and we're stickin' with that.
"Wow guys.  Your site is...interesting.  Veeerrrrryyyy interesting.  Definitely one of a kind.  ___!  So, were you bored of just REALLY creative?  Either way, it's cool.  Good job.  I was gonna sign your guestbook, but you don't have one.  Either that, or I just couldn't find it.  haha.  anyways, email back...but as a mortal and use your real names...     ;p"
~Country Roads~
Greetings!  It is I, Voksnel, here to reply to Country's e-mail message of fanaticism.  Assuming that fanaticism is indeed a word.  It is on Xernok, at least, so if it's not on Earth, that's your own seething little problem, isn't it?  ISN'T IT?!?
. . . Sorry, got a bit off topic there . . . anyway, if you're wondering about the dancing Gir in the middle of her message, here's an explanation.  I,
Voksnel, absolutely loath the expression -- dare I utter it? -- "lol." So I replace all lol's with dancing Girs, because a dancing Gir should, after all, promote more "laughing out loud" than any combination of three letters.  I hope and pray that never again on this site will you have to see the expression "lol."  Only dancing Girs from now on.
So, on with the reply!
Click Me to view my reply to Country, and my correction of her obvious confusions . . .
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The Summer of Voksnel and His Rise to Power
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