| Voksnel's Reply to COUNTRY ROADS |
| Ello Country. How are you, and other polite human questions? You should know that you are very lucky, for you are the first human mortal to have their words published on this great Site. Cheezy_Goodness has allowed the destinct priviledge of replying to you to be my priviledge, and so I thank you. Mortal minds fascinate me as well as oft times disgust me, so interacting with you is a bit of a priviledge. So, Country, you say our Site is . . . "interesting" . . . Well I'm glad you find it interesting. You see, Cheezy_Goodness, my comrade and distinct scientist, and I have an ultimate goal to take over the Earth and its inhabitants so that we might use you all in a great war against the XVTZW, a cult group that has taken unfair governmental control over my home planet, Xernok. So your support is appreciated. Oh, and here's some advice for next time you e-mail the Crystalline_Wondercow: DON'T EVER SAY "LOL!" I absolutely loath that hideous expression . . . but you can always torment me if you really want to, because in your posted message I simply replace it with a dancing Gir. And everyone loves dancing Girs. In answer to your question, "So were you really bored of REALLY creative?" I will first ask this: "HAVE YOU NO SENSE OF GRAMMAR?!? OR DID YOU MEAN: 'bored OR really creative?'" If you did mean "or," I suppose I'll forgive you. This time. But in answer to that question, that grammatically more correct question, I reply with "neither." We were neither bored nor particularly creative; we have simply been posting the truth. This Site includes very few lies, and those are just when C_G attempts to belittle me. Then he's lying. But never else. In relation to the little guestbook remark, the lack of a Crystalline_Wondercow Guestbook is due not to our own folly, but to that of our guests! If you knew the Crystalline_Wondercow in its earliest days (the only remains of which are now deep in the Cow Archives of Doom) you would know that there once was indeed a Crystalline_Wondercow Guestbook, but it has since been abandoned for the following reasons. #1: Our mortal guests were attempting to use our Guestbook as a means of communicting with each other and typing in utterly irrelevant messages to each other, and #2: Our mortal guests tried to call C_G and I by ridiculous human names instead of our true names (our true names being Cheezy_Goodness and Voksnel). These are the reasons that led us to destroy our old Guestbook. However, if we get a lot of nice requests, we may open a new Guestbook to the public. So no, there currently is no Guestbook. Your last statement, Country, rather alarmed me at first. You said, "...email back...but as a mortal and use your real names." First of all, that's a badly constructed and grammatically unsound sentence. Secondly, I cannont become "mortal" in the sense that you are. I am Xernokin, and therefore do not die of old age. I'm afraid I don't know what you mean when you request that I become mortal. Please let me know sometime how it is that one goes about doing that. Lastly, do not ask Cheezy_Goodness or I to reveal our "real" names, because they are simply "Voksnel" and "Cheezy_Goodness." What did you think they were? Anyway, thanks for e-mailing us! Signing out-- -~Voksnel~- |
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