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The Pic Page
Artwork by pathetic mortals like you!
This reason is simply a sheerly disgusting quality that humans share, and I have made it into a poem.
The Summer of Voksnel and His Rise to Power
The Anti-Ode to the Human Race

Horrible subunit,
You annoy me like an ulcer.
You are my liver,
Disgusting and full of chicken skin.

You are a foot
Being eaten away by bile.
You disgust me like a toe clipper
With someone else's clippings inside!

Your are an eyelash
Full of crusties!
And a jugular vein
That has been ripped open!

You are athlete's foot
Without tinactin.
You are a runny nose
With runny snot!
E-Mails of Frenetic Death
Why Humans Are Sick
The Cow Archives of Doom
A conversation between Cheezy_Goodness and . . . muffin...
"HOW IT REALLY HAPPENED"
Stories from the Source
The Grand LINKS Page
(Snel's & C_G's favorite links)
-Written by Voksnel and Dark_Skywalker
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