| Crystalline_ Wondercow Home Page | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| REASON #1 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Reason #: 1, 2, or 3 |
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| The Pic Page Artwork by pathetic mortals like you! |
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| This reason is simply a sheerly disgusting quality that humans share, and I have made it into a poem. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The Summer of Voksnel and His Rise to Power | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The Anti-Ode to the Human Race Horrible subunit, You annoy me like an ulcer. You are my liver, Disgusting and full of chicken skin. You are a foot Being eaten away by bile. You disgust me like a toe clipper With someone else's clippings inside! Your are an eyelash Full of crusties! And a jugular vein That has been ripped open! You are athlete's foot Without tinactin. You are a runny nose With runny snot! |
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| E-Mails of Frenetic Death | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Why Humans Are Sick | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The Cow Archives of Doom | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| A conversation between Cheezy_Goodness and . . . muffin... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "HOW IT REALLY HAPPENED" Stories from the Source |
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| The Grand LINKS Page (Snel's & C_G's favorite links) |
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| -Written by Voksnel and Dark_Skywalker | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Reason #: 1, 2, or 3 |
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