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- Nearly all sick people have eaten...broccoli.
- Over 90% of all people who die from cancer have eaten...broccoli.
- Some 93% of juvenile delinquents come from homes where broccoli...
was served frequently.
- About 95% of people involved in auto accidents had eaten broccoli...
within 60 days before the accident.
- Among the people born in 1859 who later consumed broccoli, there has been...
a 100% mortality rate.
- Of the people who have died in the last fifty years all have by that time consumed...
the highest cumulative amount of broccoli in their lives.
- All broccoli eaters born between 1900 and 1910 have wrinkled skin, brittle bones,...
few teeth, and failing eyesight.*
* if perils of broccoli consumption have not already caused their deaths.
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