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K-9 Unit

The Baltimore Police Department , famous for its superior K-9 unit, was somewhat taken aback by a recent incident.

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first on the scene.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, clapped a hand to her head and moaned, "I come home from work to find all my possessions stolen, I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send a BLIND policeman!"

Shoes

A young blonde on vacation in Louisiana wants a pair of alligator shoes, but she's reluctant to pay the high New Orleans prices.

"I'll just catch my own alligator", she tells one shopkeeper. "Then I can get a pair of shoes for free."

Later, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the blondde standing waist-deep in the bayou, shotgun in hand, with a huge alligator closing in. Witout mising a beat, she shoots the gator betwween the eyes and drags the carcass onto land, where several other dead alligators lay.

With his jaw on the ground, the shopkeeper then hears the blonde shout in dismay, "Oh, no! This one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

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