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FOOD
There is nae sell by date oan any oh oor food!
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Huv ye ever got a wee tea biscuit an found it tae much bother tae dunk it in yer tea? Well noo ye didnae huv tae!! Oor biscuits ur so soggy ye just eat them as they come....saves ye awe the wurk! |
£25.00 fur 100
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| Run oot oh cotton wool fur that emergency nail polish repair? Try oor mouldy jam...the blue/green mould's jist perfect! |
£15.00 a jar |
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| Ye know that feelin ye get when ye open the wee drawer in yer fridge an awe the vegetables ur soggy an squishy? Aye great feelin eh, but it takes munths tae get them that way an uses up valuable space! Well we huv them ready squished fur ye! Oor vegetables ur left in a fridge fur 3 munths (aye 3 munths!) then packed tight tae keep their sogginess! Nae need tae pit them in yer fridge when ye get them as they stay that way forever, so ye get tae keep yer fridge space! |
£10.00 a poon |
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Lang French loaf.....so hard it kin double up as a rollin pin, a door stopper, a stick tae play fetch wi the dug....it kin even be used as a divider in yer bed when yer mad at yer man/missus! Awe oor loaves ur guaranteed tae be at least 6 munths auld....so they keep that hard as a rock texture! |
£34.25 |
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Why pay a fortune fur that fancy blue cheese......we wurked oot ah way tae turn it that way withoot awe they fancy machines....so we kin pass the savins oan tae oor customers!! We cannae tell ye the secret way tae dae it but it disnae involve a fridge! Awe oor cheese comes in 2 colours tae.....theres red an blue...or orange an blue! |
£45.00 a poon | |
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Ever taken a guzzle oh yer favourite fizzy drink an they bubbles get right up yer nose? Try oor flat as a pancake drinks...nae fizz so nae bubbles! An even less chance oh hiccups tae. Also great poured intae yer favourite alkie drink.....well no really but the strong alcohol helps! |
£17.00 a boattle | |
