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WELCOME TAE OOR VERY AIN WEE
DATING SERVICE!!
WE HUV GOAT SOME RARE STOATERS O
FOLK LOOKIN FUR SOMEWAN.....LET US KNOW IF YER DREAM IS HERE!
ALSO, IF YE WANT TAE ADVERTISE TAE
AN MAYBE FIND YER AIN WEE SOUL MATE JUST LET US KNOW...ITS FREE!!
"LOVE IS IN
THE AIR"
WE"RE PURE ROMANTICS REALLY!!
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Wee
bald heided beer bellied Glesga man....49 but a look mare like 70! A huv a wee
flat in Pollockshaws.....nae car but the buses roon here are great. Hate
weans.....lookin fur a wumman who likes tae go jiggin, watchin horror videos
while eatin chinese an loves the good things in life like beer, fags an irn
bru the next mornin. Box No: 620 ask fur Hugh |
Young
at heart 55 year auld wumman....his a face like the back end o a bus but
didnae let that pit ye aff! A like men who like tae cook, clean, wash claithes
an dae awe the other jobs a canny be bothered dain. If yer interested in bein
ma hoose slave get in touch wi me. Box No: 632 ask fur Nancy |
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Young,
(well awe right am no that young but a use Oil o Ulay an it helps! ) wumman
who is lookin fur a man who likes tae spend awe his money oan me, take me oot
tae fancy places tae eat an buys me loads o nice stuff so a kin impress ma
mates....if hes handsome it wull help but its no a requirement. Box No: 739 ask fur Moira |
Career
minded young professional yuppie who has no idea why he is at this page
advertising...I mean, these people sound gross!! Anyway, I need a nice woman
who knows how to take care of herself and me......tall, slim attractive with
fine features and shiny hair (no thats me - not the woman I'm looking for!!)
On second thoughts maybe I should advertise on another web site. Box No: 745 ask for Jason |
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Big
blonde wumman who hus tried everywhere else lookin fur a man (even tried
Teletext!!) wants a kind lovin man...hus loads o TLC tae gie tae the right
wan.....see a dae this awe the time so a know wit tae pit doon......If ye
think yer ma kind o man please call....please, ahm desperate!! Box No: 790 ask fur Senga |
Ageing
soap opera star......a know am well past ma prime but a huv a lot o stories a
kin tell ye! A love animals (sheep especially) Am lookin fur a wumman...any
wumman will dae...the only requirement she needs tae huv is a pulse. This is
the chance o a lifetime fur some lucky wumman! Box No: 795 ask fur Big Rab |
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Short,
fat 47 year old divorced woman lookin for her soul mate. Prefer some giant of
a man but will settle for one who is breathin and in half decent health! I
can't cook but will welcome ma man home every night with a big smile and will
throw in charm and wit as a bonus. I guarantee to keep ma man up all
night....snoring, but if he works hard all day it shouldn't bother him! No
kids left at home to bother us. Non smokers please, enhaling burning plants is
not my idea of fun! Box No: 841 ask fur Pam |
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