Where dae ye buy yer underwear?
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Theres this wee stall right oan the corner oh Argyle
Street...3 pairs fur a fiver!
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Whit kind oh underwear dae ye like?
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Ah only wear white bloomers son...keep oot the
cauld in the winter an they gie ye a wee breeze in the summer.
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Whit hand dae ye use tae wipe yer bum?
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Ah use toilet paper!!
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Is yer glass half empty or half full?
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Mah glass never gets tae that stage!
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Dae ye prefer a shower or a bath?
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Ah like
baith...got tae keep up wi the Jones's
eh! Ma next thing in the bathroom is goannae be wan oh they bidet things.
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Whits the daftest chat up line ye huv heard?
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If ah get any chat up line ahm grateful...so
naine ur daft!
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Whit age ur ye?
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Didnae be so bliddy cheeky!
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Whits yer favourite meal?
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Ah love mince an
tatties...but ah widnae say naw
tae a plate oh curry!
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Dae ye still huv yer ain teeth?
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Aye...bought an paid fur everywan oh
them...huv
ye seen the price oh dentists noo??
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Whits yer favourite drink?
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Anythin ye want tae buy me son!
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Dae ye go oot at nights much?
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Ah play bingo 3 times a week...oh an ah go tae
the line dancin in oor Community rooms...see they men wi their wee tight
jeans...ohhhhhhh next question!!
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Whit kind oh hoose dae ye live in?
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It's a wee flat in a tenement...got a rare view
oh the Clyde oan a clear day
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Dae ye huv a pet?
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Ah huv a wee cat called
Cfur...C fur cat...get
it!!!
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Whit finger dae ye pick yer nose
wi?
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Ah use ma
pinkie...huv ye noticed how everywans
pinkie is just the right size? See son..theres a purpose fur everythin eh!
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Whit kind oh sheets dae ye use oan yer bed?
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Theres nuthin like flanellete
wans...wee candy
stripes oan them! Naine oh this daft satin an silk stuff fur me!
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