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JOABS!!
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Lavvy
Cleaner Man or
wumman wanted tae clean the lavvys in a nice wee corner pub. Must
huv some experience oh cleanin...disnae need tae be lavvys but they dae need
tae know the right end oh the brush tae stick doon the loo. It
pays 2 pound an hoor....but we didnae expect ye tae be here fur maire than 3
hoors a week as we couldnae really care less how the lavvys look...we
just huv tae obey the laws! If ye like a wee drink tae that wid help yer
application as the owner needs somewan tae get drunk wi sometimes. Apply
in person tae: Shuggie Filthy
McNasty's Vindaloo
Street Glasgow |
Actress Wumman
needed (this is wan job we didnae huv tae wurry aboot the sex discrimination
stuff) tae star in a top soap opera....must know how tae be a sex
symbol. The right wumman will get great storylines an be able tae huv affairs
wi every Tom Dick an Harry oan the show. Well maire like Rab, Tinman
an Billy but we could write in a Tom Dick an Harry if we wanted! Auditions
fur this coveted part wull take place oan Thursday nights at 2am Scottish
time...no sure how many Thursdays...but we wull keep lookin till we
find the right wumman! If yer
interested go tae Oor Wee Hoose Messidge Board where oor experienced talent
spotters wull suss ye awe oot! Didnae wurry aboot the wans wearin durty
auld raincoats...they urnae wi us! |
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If
anywan hus a job vacancy they want filled wi only the best folk...then they
cannae go wrang advertisin in here...this place only attracts the best folk
aroon! So send yer job descriptions tae us an we wull pit them up here fur ye.....we didnae even charge fur the service....mugs eh! |
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